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guest 11.22.2013 07:16 AM

hahahaaha it was a joke.






sort of....

Rob Instigator 11.22.2013 09:29 AM

lick that ass.

tesla69 11.22.2013 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
lick that ass.


can cause hepatitis

Genteel Death 11.22.2013 10:52 AM

Simply rubbing your genitals against another person's can potentially give you or them some disease.

Rob Instigator 11.22.2013 11:08 AM

kissing the wrong person will give you Herpes. shiiiiiiiit.

Rob Instigator 11.22.2013 11:10 AM

you can get hepatitis from plain ol sex too.

!@#$%! 11.22.2013 11:18 AM

you can get the flu from shaking hands

and subsequently die of pneumonia

actually, i've heard that people don't generally shake hands in vene-zuela. seems they have a history of plagues

 


but nature compensates...

Toilet & Bowels 11.22.2013 12:11 PM

At least girls have hairless arseholes, my girlfriend has to contend with my anal beard.

Rob Instigator 11.22.2013 12:18 PM

Not all girls T&B Many girls have a nimbus of soft butthole hair. dive right in.

Porn stars do not talk much about how they take enemas before anal scenes so that the male members do not come out looking chocolate-dipped.

Rob Instigator 11.22.2013 12:19 PM

There is a reason the "brazlian wax" is so popular. girls butthole hair....

!@#$%! 11.22.2013 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Not all girls T&B Many girls have a nimbus of soft butthole hair. dive right in.

Porn stars do not talk much about how they take enemas before anal scenes so that the male members do not come out looking chocolate-dipped.


it's not just pornettas that take enemas before anal play. as far as i know, it's a polite convention for anyone who engages in deep probing action.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
There is a reason the "brazlian wax" is so popular. girls butthole hair....


hair density varies *a lot* among women.

Rob Instigator 11.22.2013 02:01 PM

The denser the bush the sweeter the tush?

http://youtu.be/-jB_QM73Slk

!@#$%! 02.06.2014 12:09 PM

thank you adam. you never were afraid to open up!

floatingslowly 02.06.2014 11:00 PM

then why did she have to shove it?

SONIC GAIL 02.07.2014 12:57 AM

I sooo loved adams self assurance and honesty. A rare trait to findthese daze

Kegmama 02.07.2014 03:20 PM

this thread was epic.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 02.07.2014 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
i'm just saying if yr gonna eat out yr girl then put up with some shite. no pun inten....wait!!!



Amen. Don't trip, these homiez are just scurred of the pussy. They are literally biting off more than they can chew, so they stay boring. I say, eat up.

Then again..

 


Quote:

Originally Posted by Genteel Death
Simply rubbing your genitals against another person's can potentially give you or them some disease.


Fucking shit just ruin the entire joy of the 8th grade fucker!


Quote:

Originally Posted by guest
don't you feel uncomfortable putting your face somewhere where, at least at some point, liquefied shit has come pouring out? I'd be well horrified about a shower of watery turd fucking drenching me...


You're over thinking it yo ;)

!@#$%! 01.14.2015 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by blue
Strict business transaction.
2/10 disappointing experience.


a doctor's visit doesn't count as "sex"!

EVOLghost 01.15.2015 07:20 PM

Uhh or perhaps it was a prostitute.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.15.2015 09:12 PM

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I have an aversion to pussy eating too though, it's like putting your head into a sauna filled with the most stale air imaginable. irrespective of cleaning etc. Just a horrible experience.
don't be scurred... itz only pussay ;)
 


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