no playing bass is better.

playing kazoo is better

There's a bug flying around my room and I'm watching the Kathy Griffin show.

true.

not playing guitar is better.

actually playing is cool too.

I desperately need a job.

Same. Calling the record store next week to see if they're hiring.

join the club, but i actually desperately need more freelance work.

Since my parents stopped giving me food a few days ago, I got so desperate last night I hit up some internet dude I've talked to a few times on msn before to buy me ihop. Surprisingly enough, I didn't get raped. He even bought me gas!
I'll put up with anything for free food and gas - including being hit on by someone 1 foot taller and 300 pounds heavier than me.

what kind of freelance work?

isn't it easier to turn your parents to bacon, and make sandwiches?

Yeah, but they'd taste terrible. All they do is sit around, watch law and order, and drink coffee. All day. Continuously.

brrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

i shudder in terror.

you could sell them to the chinese restaurant then. they won't care.

I don't think even a chinese restaurant would want them. They're pretty old.

you've never heard of 1000 year eggs, have you?

the chinese will surprise you

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth

TMI.