1. they?! DUDE THAT'S FUCKIN DOPE
2. i know they are from australie. adelaide i think

1. Turns out she uses feminine pronouns, but it's more general advice. he/she is clumsy, and they works whether or not you know their gender or not.
2. One of the better states. Not mine, though.

First kiss tonight

furrealz? wow!

congrats hahaha

I’ve heard locals say that alligators can climb a fence, but today was the first time I have ever seen proof:

^ the climb from rational thought to Trumpism

wouldn’t it be the other way around? :D

based on search history, it's been done voluntarily.

from rationality to trumpism is a descent no?

devolution is real

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eta:
you might like this bit of ancient cultural artifacts

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/...de -evolution

Any of you wanna help me out with a school project? I have to research my intended audience for Media, so it's a quick survey about consumption of music videos and the like: https://forms.gle/Quz9v7L6jKpBW4dr6

Done. For the question about video consumption I missed the option for "all of the above " :)

Feeling morbid, thinking of what I want to put in my will

Hell's bells. You can't half put the angst in teenage angst.

Obviously you just put "everything I own I give to my dog".

when i was 15 i planned my own funeral which included a salsa orchestra and cannibalism of my remains

im probably toxic now so would not recommend the roast

But the aroma!

Viking funeral

Everyone needs a hobby.

My parents can sell off my shit, but I want all my money to go to my ex-gf so she can fund her transition. I wanna be cremated (dressed as a woman), I want my ashes spread at my old sports ground, and I want a marker that I lived somewhere. And I want the entirety of R.E.M.'s Automatic for the People to be played in the foyer before my funeral.

Of course, plans can change in the (hopefully) sixty years before they're needed

One of the worst things about having a male body is all the hair involved.

Sometimes I think I'm normal, then I have a dream about going to a My Bloody Valentine concert and get sad when I wake up

My Bloody Quarantine