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Feces comes out of there.

and if you don't eat enough fiber you can look forward to the piles, eh hmm.

and if you eat a whole bunch of raw wheat flour you ingest parasites that cause Thrush, which is where tiny hook-toothed worms coem out your asshole and dig themselves into your inner buttcheek.

Piss comes out of your penis.

piss is sterile. but the mouth is a petri dish festering with all sorts of microbial species, and the saliva that comes out of it is a biohazard.

not in a manner that requires wiping

your liver, on the other hand, is rotten with hepatitis. yes?

don't you feel uncomfortable putting your face somewhere where, at least at some point, liquefied shit has come pouring out? I'd be well horrified about a shower of watery turd fucking drenching me...

kindly refer to type A, monsieur not-your-father

http://www.std-gov.org/stds/hepatitis.htm

(ps- i had never before heard of type E, by the way, but there it is)

ha ha. i don't know what kind of pussy you eat, but it shouldn't taste like ass.

it's a free planet, however. as long as you have consenting adults it's none of my business what others like.

eating caca can give you hepatitis and other diseases.

i mean, you can be macho and all but the parasites and viruses won't give a fuck. they are more macho than all of us.

again (i just explained above) i don't see it as taboo and won't condemn you for it, but i think you should know the risks involved.



happy infestation!

i find dirty ass to be a bit of a turnoff. but if i'm proper drunk, it can be comedy.

i mean you're mounting her doggy style and suddenly there's a dingleberry looking back at you? haaa haaa haaa haaaa haaaaa.

oh…

so you're on a first-name basis with every tapeworm in the neighborhood? awesome.

good night dude.

oh ha ha, but that has nothing to do with feces.

it's late, gotta go. maybe the fumes will evaporate by tomorrow.

hahahaha, not as unlikely as one would think. I have seen someone on a bus literally have like a good litre plus of pure liquid crap pour out their arse like a tap. no amount of clenching can keep those floodgates shut, if mr turd wants to come flowing then he cannot be stopped.

I have an aversion to pussy eating too though, it's like putting your head into a sauna filled with the most stale air imaginable. irrespective of cleaning etc. just a horrible experience. ha. I have to really like someone to actually do it, like that compulsion to reciprocate is only instigated by a genuine affection for the girl. if not it's like putting your head in a bear trap, except you have to live on after you descend into the maw. death would be a sweet, sweet salvation.

plus I hate shit. not because I hate the smell (which I do) but just the concept of it makes me gag. think I might have a mild disorder where if I associate anything with vomit, like say talking or eating, when I then think about talking/eating I start fucking retching.

ie this

if they're generally a hygienic person wash before hand you'll be fine. I'm talking about the outside of the arsehole only.

You don't like going down on a girl? Dude, get yourself sorted out.

As(s) for the old rimming. I've done a coupla times. People seem to think I might as well as had her shit in my mouth. Hardly. Besides it was after we'd had a shower together. THAT was a good night.