Haha you guys are so nice, thank you!!
:o :o


Check yr user notes m'lady

Greatly appreciated <3
If anyone else wants to post user notes so I can make my big reveal, it'd be great.

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One of my friends has bought a huge pack of gummy bears in and he's sharing them with me.

School swimming tomorrow. The exchange students are celebrating because they don't have to wear school uniform.

They're both in my house too. Lawson or GTFO

Wait what does that mean?

Lawson = the school house that I'm in (think Harry Potter, except it pretty much never matters). We're red.

GTFO = get the fuck out.

Phew. Thought you were gonna say that's your surname as it's mine. Some odd coincidences right there given we have the same birthday too.

I love you Daddy <3

(Mind out of the gutter, perverts)

But what if my mind was already in the gutter, and that's kinda where it always is? Hmm!?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YEQCpw3MiA8

CREEPTASTIC!

After driving my mom to the pyschiatrist and pharmacy, heading back home to shovel snow, and load up the dishwasher; I'm currently preparing my now infamous panty-dropping Caramel Apple Cheesecake to give to the gf as a gift on Valentine's Day while she's away at work. Just like my Turkey Stuffed Peppers, I've never prepared this for someone, and not had the most positive response ever (except for that one time I was high off my ass and used cumin instead of cinnamon).

So easy to make also...

Today in Physics my friend called out and asked me if I'd be his Valentine. It was an obvious joke.

The last time this happened, two years ago, I realised I wasn't straight. Fun little anniversary then.

(The reaction from the class was...interesting)

Dawg. I might have to steal this from ya.

time for a yomama retort! (or yodaddy, lol)

eg
-will you be my valentine claire?
-im sorry, your dad asked me first
(badum-tshhhhhhh...)

Sounds awfully close to the regular retort "If you want my comeback you'll need to scrape it off your mum's chin".

(Teenagers are disgusting)

hahahaaaa sure

look, you need to have an assortment of ready responses for emergency occasions. verbal warfare is real. people don’t need to lay a finger on you to be abusive.

so—arm yourself, practice your kung-fu, and don’t abuse your powers.

I wholeheartedly encourage you to. Spend like $5 on ingredients, and be way more impressive than like flowers or candy ever could. This was one of my grandma's regular desserts (except she made the crust from scratch), so you know it's a winner. :D

@clarice (from yr pal hannibal, lol)

bit of wit of the staircase but later i thought

thanks honey but your dad already asked

would be more brutal and hilarious

"honey" and "thanks" instead of "i'm sorry"

ha ha ha

ok

@ feliks - i've never bought harvest apples or caramel sauce but NOW I WANNA

700 posts!

What was that one recipe you posted here that I had you send me?

You made me something real good, and posted about it. I wanted the recipe.

Hmmm... now I'm starting to think we need a recipe thread on this forum.

No soup for us. :rolleyes: