People not knowing who the smashing pumpkins are is either a joke or a sign that things are looking up!

Throwing a party tomorrow and the preparation is already getting to my head. Had to inch a shopping cart filled with 72 cans of beer and a sixpack of Coke across the street to the location I'm hosting the event at. Fucking thing wouldn't move. Possibly a safeguard so people don't take them home. But I was alone and lacking a proper alternative. So a bit of pushing, shoving and some 'ol violence did the trick. Must have looked funny from a distance. But I exhausted my repertoire of "Fucking hell"s today.

Waffle House is not a hospital or withdrawl center.


"He went to the Waffle House that night to sober up. He went to go and get his head together, get his mind straight,” his fianceé said. “He passed out during that time and they took advantage of him.”


The mistake was circulating the video. I laughed out loud when I saw it. The employees are there to serve food and make tips, not service NONPAYING drunks.

“Loafing oafs in all-night chemists
Underact, express depression
Ah, but Bunnie I loved you”

Everyone have a great weekend!

a friend referred to his girlfriend as "a member of the household" today. i lol'd. <3

Went swimming yesterday (more fun than I'd anticipated). Some little kid said hi to me as he swam past.

It got me thinking about how little kids will just meet in a McDonald's playground of something, run around being good friends for 15 minutes, and then never see each other again. Not sure why I'm so focused on that.

One depressed person trying to console another depressed person is kind of like the sound of one hand clapping. It's not much but with some effort, you might just hear something.

Went to the Australian Open today. Spent my time watching Bianca Andreescu play Anastasija Sevastova.

Andreescu's probably my new favourite player, partly because of the emotion she displays while playing - she wore her heart on her sleeve during the match, hit two rackets on the ground and screamed 'GOD!' at least once.

Also the fact she's young and hot and Canadian helps :p

is she? That's not how I imagine a hot tennis player.

Well, she seems pretty good to me...also she's closer to me in age than a lot of other WTA players.

Seriously, this is super cool!!! I don’t recall anyone from SYG ever talking about attending the Australian Open.......if they had (AO, Wimbledon, French Open, etc)......it was probably complaints about all the extra people in town and bloody long lines for the train.

Was this your first time attending or something you do every year? Is it expensive?

How many members are there on here from Australia? Alien anal is the only other one I can think of. Not exactly surprising you've not heard anyone else talk about it.

I think the fact that modern society is trying to progress beyond "boyfriend/girlfriend" has led to some silly language. Even "partner" seems idiotic, as if the couple owned a business or were cops.


Bluntly: is this yours? A quote? Your phrasing of something you heard before? I'm going to steal it, but I want to credit it properly.


To each one's own, but I would certainly cuddle with her.


Did you end up creating a blog? Where? I've been toying with the idea, but I seem to be as cautious and as technically-challenged as you are.

No clue?

That’s why I included other tennis majors from around the world:

cool syntax bro

Everyone knows the hottest tennis players are from Slovakia:

Blogger is owned by Google, (for at least a few years now)


It is what I use for my book reviews, and it is fairly easy to use.

I used to watch tennis back in the day. I was in love with Stefi Graf, Martina Hingis

The notion of one hand clapping is of course not mine. But that particular analogy is mine as far as I know (unless I was subconsciously inspired by something that I can't remember). It's a feeling I had a lot lately. People around me are not doing so fine right now. If I care about someone, I will of course try to console them. Thing is: I'm kind of not feeling so great right now either. And I feel like my attempts ring out hollow sometimes, even though they are ernest. Guess that was my way of reassuring my judgemental inner voice that I'm doing what I can right now. And yeah, go on, steal it. That's actually very flattering.

All these pics of semi-clad mega sluts: I think what you're hearing is more akin to the one handed fap