Listen to this advice, like, seriously listen. Starting cigs was one of the worst decisions I have ever made in life...

Okay, okay, I won't start with cigarettes.

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Because Operator (hello) asked me about Christmas presents in another thread and I don't think I've posted them here yet, so:
*Guinness World Records 2019
*The Three Secret Cities (Matthew Reilly)
*Nine Inch Nails t-shirt
*Pair of headphones
*$20 JB Hi-Fi gift card

I can't believe just how much this girl that I've started seeing and I have in common. We've known eachother for 5 years now, but never really spent any time alone together. She's a lot like a female version of me, but nearly six years younger and vegetarian/vegan. Same warped sense of humor, enjoys art films and shoegaze, and is very dirty in bed. Similar weird anxieties, and feelings of disassociation. Grew up poor and from a broken home just like I did. It doesn't even feel real tbh, and she looks at me with the exact same sense of bewilderment. We literally stay up until the sun rises every morning just talking to one another. Every. single. time.

I'm so not used to having someone in my life like this. I don't really know how to react. She just got out of a relationship after finding out her bf had been cheating on her. When we started talking on New Year's, she had told me she was ready to give up on dating altogether, and was considering becoming a lesbian lol. Something tells me I may have changed those plans already.

dna test? :D

but seriously, lol, wtf is supposed to be wrong with this picture?

Idk man. I'm just really, really not used to good things like this happening in my life. I guess I'm sort of guessing, "okay, what's the catch here?" I'm sure I'll find out eventually, but for now:



It's all so surreal. I feel truly blessed rn.

yeah. relax, enjoy... life doesnt have to be like your hilarious nightmares (theyre hilarious, should be films. just saying). but yeah. relax and thank your good luck.

Lucky motherfucker

Cool deal man! But... it’s Jan. 3, so maybe take a breath?

But good for you. Seriously.

January FOURTH

lmfao

but yeah... I know, i know.

It's uhhhmmm... it's been a while on my end.

Gotta play it cool though.

Mommy Is Back From Work, Y'all !!

I was thinking of starting a blog, so I went to Blogger.

>Please sign in with your google account.
Me: nope.


I guess I'll try another site.

you have no fake addys?

I guess I could make another fake google account if I wanted to

I did Wordpress for a while. It’s nice enough and fairly intuitive with options for more fuckery if you know how to code or want to pay for sweet digs.

I wouldn’t use Blogger either. Even with the dummy address I use for such things. I just don’t like the interface and I don’t like Google.

BUT IT’S FREE

Mom, I've been bad, done a proper wrong un' in the sink basin again. Can we use the electrified crocodile clips this time? Maybe play Mozarts' 5th symphony as tone setter? Y'know, get our Mussolini on.

Freedom, however — from what I’ve been told — is not.

Actually Wordpress is free too. They’re all free unless you want to pay for premium shit. Weebly’s free, Wix is free. Just the custom design elements aren’t always free

They’re not free on Blogger either. *shrug*

You must be wondering how
The boy next door turned out
Have a care, but don't stare
Because he's still there
Lamenting policewomen, policemen
Silly women, taxmen, uniformed whores
They who wish to hurt you
Work within the law
This world is full, oh
So full of crashing bores
And I must be one
Cause no one ever turns to me to say
"Take me in your arms
Take me in your arms
And love me"
You must be wondering how
The boy next door turned out
Have a care and say a prayer
Because he's still there
Lamenting policewomen, policemen,
Silly women, taxmen, uniformed whores
Educated criminals work within the law
This world is full, oh
So full of crashing bores
And I must be one
Cause no one ever turns to me to say
"Take me in your arms
Take me in your arms
And love me"
What really lies
Beyond the constraints of my mind?
Could it be the sea
With fate mooning back at me?
No, it's just more lock-jawed pop-stars
Thicker than pig-shit
Nothing to convey
So scared to show intelligence
It might smear their lovely career
This world, I am afraid,
Is designed for crashing bores
I am not one
I am not one
You don't understand
You don't understand
And yet you can
Take me in your arms and love me, love me
And love me
Take me in your arms and love me, love me, love me
Take me in your arms and love me
Take me in your arms and love me
Would you do, would you do what you should do?

Symbols, Severian: I use WordPress and I'd strongly recommend it. Building static pages is a bit of a challenge, but if you just want to push out blog posts every few days, there's no reasonable problem you could have with it.