Danny, you filthy bugger.

Don't tell me you've never sped down the M62 past Cheshire's fields of oilseed rape and just thought to yourself "Well, those fields are very yellow. How lovely".

BECAUSE I KNOW YOU HAVE

What's so special about Cheshire rape?

It's the only place I can remember seeing it.

The other day I was going down the same motorway but all the way over the pennines, and it was nice to see all the combine harvesters reaping their crop.

Rape, carry on, pens, pencils, biting dogs, slapfights.

pictorial evidence. you can't front on that.

But is it hers?

that skinny pale arm couldn't be anyone else's.

I don't know NY is filled with skinny pale armed ladies. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Next Picture.

Could be mine ;)

Do not watch in front of the kids.

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the future of fashion





Leanne Marshall

i need to get laid

I'm in two upper-division literature classes. I have to read two books a week, and I'm a slow reader. Huckleberry Finn by Wednesday, and Go Tell It On The Mountain by Thursday, first week of school. In addition to three other classes and an internship. My posting might wane. A lot.

Fuck life.

I see you watched it tonight too Panto! :) Leanne is really growing on me, I def think she will make it to Bryant Park.

Recently I've been told by a number of friends that random female friends of friends have wanted to hook up with me but were discouraged.

Seriously. What the fuck, yo.

it's hard to take you seriously with those underpants on yr head.

I've been meaning to tell you, but didn't know how to breach the subject.

don't listen to ^^him^^, that doesn't matter.

putrified mermaids are hot.

I loathe my ex

kick her in the teeth.

Dear Satan

Can you please pot a hot picture of your Supreme Evilness? And by hot, I mean naked.

Your pervily

MellySingsDoom

I was supposed to go somewhere early today, but my mom either didn't wake me up, or I was so dead asleep that she couldn't.

So, apparently she tried to get me up twice and I just muttered at her.

Fuck, I hate when this shit happens.

Yeah I totally should!

I'm going to a concert with my ex Saturday to "talk about things". Woo...

floating- when i did that with the ex, we went to a concert. sat drinking smoothies and discussing if we were still going to make out. then we had to leave early. it was a big pile of awkward.


oh, that's gorgeous. i didn't watch last night, but leanne has been my favorite ever since the new york challenge. what was the challenge last night?

I should vacuum.

you wore underpants on yr head to a concert??

that's right up there with "t-shirt of the band".

was to design an ensemble based on Diane von Furstenberg's Foreign Affair Fall collection (sorta like Marlene Dietrich spy/seductress) with the ageless one herself judging, and is being sold exclusively through Diane's website (the dress only)

hey HOW CAN SHE SLAP?????

sex.

with a dog.

haha

Yay! My internet is back!

A bunch of random movies I like because I feel like posting cool poster art. Irrelevantly.