Can someone buy me black skinny jeans for Christmas? :p

Weird?! It's like, you are me.

But alas, I evidentally have no insides to speak of. They have been replaced by all things Trent Reznok - fake goth from Latvia. Fyi.

Sure, we’ll get down to Chaddie as soon as the terrorists stop bombing the parking garage.

Ssshhhh “people” will talk.

Yes...thee......people....

..and if the "people" stare then the "people" stare. Oh I really don't know and I really don't care...
https://youtu.be/hcys6BMJ5Vw

Mmmmmmorrissey

At the cricket today. Lord knows why I find this entertaining.

Flying to Chicago tonight wooooooo!

My work is gonna be so screwed without me. They’re going to lose a lot of drivers and they have a new girl trying to do what I do. She’s not the hardest worker....nor was she trained properly....should be an interesting mess when I return.

I just came back from 8 hours behind the bar AND NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN ALL NIGHT CAUSE A FRIEND SPONATNEOUSLY DECIDED SHE WOULD VISIT ME TOMORROW and i am a filthy pig

^^^ this is my fetish.

i should become a bartender x cleaner cam girl and make the big bux

I'm also cleaning house on a Friday night. Turned 2 groups of friends away. Dont drink anymore so what's the point

Its therapeutic, no?

I feel guilty for freeloading off camgirls on Twitter and not paying for their premium Snapchats or whatever.

I don't even follow them (otherwise my feed would be full of porn at random times).

it is!!!

oh oh oh and I am doing NO BOOZE 2019; also NO DATING 2019.
i'll turn my home into a clean and cozy library and make my head think deathly* thoughts.


lol @ choc e-claire

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*: I meant to type HEATHLY. I LOVE autocorrect.

Can be.

I always go too far, as is my way, and end up hurting myself or making myself sick. Laundry leads to re-arranging clothes leads to deep-cleaning, lawn-mowing yard work or snow shoveling and trips to the Goodwill.

Almost always have a splitting tension headache and a blown out back by the time I’m done, and don’t clean again for a while.

Both of those are things that I'll probably end up doing unintentionally.

I'm not old enough to drink but I still want to just to try it out (and also a fear of missing out). But semi-restrictive parents and the lack of a social life means I won't get a chance.

The latter reason is also the story for the latter.

yesssss.

yes, BURN IT ALL

lmao. but srsly.

then in an empty house you can read in peace

farm to feet socks are the shit

“the shit”, lol. do people still say that?

anyway great fucking socks. yeahhhhh...

I feel like socks are underrated. Especially warm socks in cold weather.