talking to yourself, jico?

but yeah. the future looks very grim.

Not sure. When the recession hit it was grim and it was a lot sites came to a grinding halt. The problem is the uncertainty which is only gonna get worse if May does get ousted tonight. As much as I hate the Conservatives getting rid of May now is the daftest idea this side of Bojo is a nice person.

This why I get so fucking furious with fucking cunts who say "LET'S JUST GET OUT WITH A NO DEAL!" (usually on the daily mail comments pages). Those morons are so dense they can't even see the repercussions that would happen from that. As operator said above that even now businesses are on uneven ground. A No Deal brexit, which I'm sure won't happen, would just bring so many businesses, and more importantly people, to their knees. Me included. But hey, we're all just meant to be glad to be out.

So after Christmas I'm just gonna be desperately paying off the car etc so that if I do go out of work expenses is kept to a minimum.

Each cat looks like it would slit your throat whilst you sleep for being forced to wear that

i don't know how unemployment works in your country but here the recommendation (see: elizabeth warren's balanced money formula) is to keep fixed expenses below 50% of your income (cuz unemployment pays 1/2)

housing at 30% or less (hard to do in some places, e.g. ny)

the other 50 split between wants and savings (30+20)

when the shit hits the fan, you cut down "wants", live on unemployment, and use savings for emergencies

that's the theory anyway

well best wishes

and now it's time for football and forgetting

ps if you want links & literature i can provide

What happened to grampy’s olde toy shoppe? I thought you were heir to the throne?

I’m asking for Pookie, which is to say me. I am Pookie’s trouserbrains.

Dust off the factory, shiela. I reckon you could make some better shit than China. I mean, what is it that people in your tiny island nation play with anyways? Miniature wine and cheese platters? Zubby the Plastic Sex Goat? Or the All The Youth Left a Decade Ago So We Sit Around, Smoke and Drink Playset?

Show some initiative, why don’t ya?

Hmm maybe but the only Braun I know is Aldi brand electronic devices. Thermometers?

So do you make ostomy bags, or just test them? “Test”

Just remembered the time that the entire school was in lockdown for a good half-hour because there was a kangaroo on the grounds.

I always figured that I could take a kangaroo, no problem, but then I always figured that I could also take out a shark. That changed this spring when I guy I knew got eaten by one (shark not kangaroo). Shits real.

my wife's from Wantirna, but her accent is straight up Amerikkkan.

I ruined a beautiful thing with my Calitexaforniahoma accent. :(


"my guy" was a doctor. I saw him the week before it happened. straight up from the depths she rose, a boat full of surgeons, and not a one could save him. fucking gruesome shit.


last year a fucking roided out roo in a park near me sent a lady to the ICU with a fucking rupture. this place will fucking kill you.

Is this an episode? What! An episode of Happy Donks you say?

*walks in as the Fonz,

*rapturous applause,

*couple wolf-whistles'

*fucks you all, eyyyyyyy!

*Leaves. The end.

Or

*goes to the 'what are you listening to' thread to post about this (insert insanely popular album) by (insert insanely popular band)...

Orrrrr....

Or...

Wait fer it....

Foken wait ferrrr it....

Ah fek it. I got a joke

How do you know if you're a narcissistic twat?......

You post a link in the 'do you have a band' thread.

Brexit: It's taking up too much of the government's time. The cattle have spoken - we all know big Dave darn the butchers is sick of seeing brown faces in his local so let's just get the bill passed yea!

Then the government can be getting on with more pressing matters like - and this is just an example - legalising Marijuana.

Happy Donks Conspiracy Theory

 

A kangaroo would spread you like jam.

^^^ by “you”, I mean “us”.

Sockpuppet confessional: I am Severian. I always have been. Since the beginning.

That's crescent fresh!

I am Severian. I am !@#$%^ I am flotz. I am EMMAH, I am all of youuuuuu

I was thinking porn parody. But if Glice was here there'd be a different donk all together.