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The Soup Nazi 02.16.2017 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
sampaoli! the disciple gets the crown before the master? wow


It's already happened, actually: Martino was also considered a Bielsa disciple, with first-hand knowledge of the guy (he was Bielsa's on-the-pitch lieutenant in Newell's).

demonrail666 02.16.2017 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi
Simeone to Arsenal would be the biggest 180º of the millenium.


If Man U fans brought up on Fergie can embrace Mourinho then anything can happen. Besides, if a manager brings success I think 99% of fans will stick with him, whatever style he plays.

!@#$%! 02.16.2017 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi
It's already happened, actually: Martino was also considered a Bielsa disciple, with first-hand knowledge of the guy (he was Bielsa's on-the-pitch lieutenant in Newell's).

but still no bielsa

and martino failed

bielsa going to... lille?

demonrail666 02.16.2017 05:42 PM

I'm slightly surprised there's still interest in Bielsa at club level. Wasn't he a bit of a nightmare at his last two clubs? He lasted just a few days at Lazio, right?

!@#$%! 02.16.2017 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
I'm slightly surprised there's still interest in Bielsa at club level. Wasn't he a bit of a nightmare at his last two clubs? He lasted just a few days at Lazio, right?

yes!

he's bananas.

his nickname "loco bielsa" is not for nothing.

he's pretty uncompromising as you can see: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...-lazio-8386033

his disciples are actually more practical.

and yet, he's jesus. the rest are st. peters.

best club stint he had in europe was at bilbao

!@#$%! 02.19.2017 09:46 AM

gladbach leipzing paying right now if anyone cares

!@#$%! 02.23.2017 11:59 AM

damn, i meant to post here yesterday saying i had missed the champions league games this week and asking for recommendations for something to catch on replay

then something happened and i must have closed that window

anyway here again is my question. any memorable CL games this past week? juve-porto? pep city? anyone?

h8kurdt 02.23.2017 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
damn, i meant to post here yesterday saying i had missed the champions league games this week and asking for recommendations for something to catch on replay

then something happened and i must have closed that window

anyway here again is my question. any memorable CL games this past week? juve-porto? pep city? anyone?


The City game was just brilliant. It looked like they were gonna implode HARD. Didn't get to see any of last night's games so can't comment on them

h8kurdt 02.23.2017 01:29 PM

In fact i'd be surprised if there's a much better champions league game this season. Maybe not from a defensive point of view, but for drama.

!@#$%! 02.23.2017 01:46 PM

oh, thanks for that. i'll check it.

demonrail666 02.23.2017 02:21 PM

Yeah City was brilliant. As H8kurdt says more for drama than actual quality, but still. Epic.

h8kurdt 02.23.2017 04:00 PM

So that's Ranieri gone. Pretty crazy, especially after managing to hold their own against Sevilla last night.

The Soup Nazi 02.23.2017 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by h8kurdt
So that's Ranieri gone. Pretty crazy, especially after managing to hold their own against Sevilla last night.


Holy SHIT! :eek: I knew I should have turned on the damn TV today.

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...udio+r anieri

This is fucked up. Haven't read the details yet, but right now at least I find it...

 

demonrail666 02.23.2017 06:23 PM

I think the players had turned against him and when that happens there's only ever one outcome.

The Soup Nazi 02.23.2017 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
I think the players had turned against him and when that happens there's only ever one outcome.


Motherfuckers.

!@#$%! 02.23.2017 09:39 PM

it was expected that they would drop once:

1) everyone else figured out their schtick, which they did, and

2) they got additional commitments with the corresponding wear & tear, like the champions league

but it looks a bit tragic

demonrail666 02.24.2017 05:27 AM

I expected them to finish mid-table (they still might, but I doubt it) but they have been terrible, even given the factors you mention. What won them the title last season (besides 'better' teams simply going missing) wasn't so much a system that could be worked out but individual talents and a real never-say-die attitude, both of which seem to have disappeared.

To have sacked Raniera after the 1st leg of a CL tie they could still conceivably win makes me think something's been going on behind the scenes. Most likely some kind of player rebellion.

!@#$%! 02.24.2017 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
I expected them to finish mid-table (they still might, but I doubt it) but they have been terrible, even given the factors you mention. What won them the title last season (besides 'better' teams simply going missing) wasn't so much a system that could be worked out but individual talents and a real never-say-die attitude, both of which seem to have disappeared.

To have sacked Raniera after the 1st leg of a CL tie they could still conceivably win makes me think something's been going on behind the scenes. Most likely some kind of player rebellion.

the thing with the never-say-die attitude is that it requires a certain level of energy that's very hard to keep up

this is exactly what happened to dortmund under klopp.

dortmund at some point sank to the bottom of the table and was unexpectedly fighting relegation. i believe the reason his old tactics weren't working was simple exhaustion-- the 19 year olds he started with had grown older, picked up injuries, could not run as fast and relentlessly as before.

i think we talked about it here, back then.

not saying this is what happened at leicester, which i don't follow, but the never-say-die attitude needs 1) youth, and 2) rest. otherwise you can just pull it off one game, like, in a world cup, but then you have to go home & soak in a tub for a week.

h8kurdt 02.24.2017 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
I think the players had turned against him and when that happens there's only ever one outcome.


Vardy totally seems like the kind of person to do that. The one season cunt.

h8kurdt 02.24.2017 11:33 AM

For me, one of the big things was not doing more in the transfer windows. The teams that are able to keep succeeding constantly work to improve the team and they didn't do that.

Plus you've got too many people who didn't have the same drive. If anything that highlights just how mental it is that people like Ronaldo, Messi, Federer, Tiger Woods are still able to have the same level of drive even after they've won everything twice over and then some.

Ah well, *scottish accent* "the dream is ovah"

demonrail666 02.24.2017 02:30 PM

Yeah there's something about Vardy. Seems like a wrong'n. Besides, I think everyone now recognises that the real star of that team last season wasn't him or Mahrez but Kante.

Either way, I'd love for Leicester to go down now. Leicester and Palace.

Rob Instigator 02.24.2017 02:51 PM

why is Leicester pronounced "Lester"?

The Soup Nazi 02.24.2017 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
why is Leicester pronounced "Lester"?


I think it's the same reason Johnny Marr didn't pronounce the "t" in "guitar" until he met Morrissey. "Fockin' guee'ar, eh mate?"

Rob Instigator 02.24.2017 03:00 PM

and why is lieu·ten·ant pronounced "left-enant"?

demonrail666 02.24.2017 03:46 PM

Because if that's how Lawrence of Arabia said it, that's how it should be said.

!@#$%! 02.24.2017 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi
I think it's the same reason Johnny Marr didn't pronounce the "t" in "guitar" until he met Morrissey. "Fockin' guee'ar, eh mate?"

¡weón, nadie habla así! ¿cachai? :D :p :D

The Soup Nazi 02.24.2017 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
¡weón, nadie habla así! ¿cachai? :D :p :D


https://youtu.be/qgmcXs02URY?t=71

!@#$%! 02.24.2017 04:31 PM

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The Soup Nazi 02.24.2017 04:39 PM

!@#$%!, knock it off...

You did get the message with the Closer clip link, right? It starts right when Clive Owen says, "Don't get lippy..."

EDIT: By the way, in case there's any doubt the Johnny Marr story is true — Johnny has told it and Morrissey put it in Autobiography.

!@#$%! 02.24.2017 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi
!@#$%!, knock it off...

You did get the message with the Closer clip link, right? It starts right when Clive Owen says, "Don't get lippy..."

EDIT: By the way, in case there's any doubt the Johnny Marr story is true — Johnny has told it and Morrissey put it in Autobiography.


ha ha ha

how come you can dish it out but not take it?

 


that stop sign is as real as johnny marr!

everyone has "accents"

The Soup Nazi 02.24.2017 05:02 PM

It's nauseatingly unfunny to me. Pet peeve, repulsion to my surroundings, respect for the Castilian language, call it whatever you want. As for "dishing it out", don't even get me started on how Argentines talk — they're fundamentally incapable of using the verb haber. Shit, you did get me started; let's go back to the beautiful game, mkay? We're boring the fuck out of the rest of this thread's readers anyway.

!@#$%! 02.24.2017 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi
It's nauseatingly unfunny to me. Pet peeve, repulsion to my surroundings, respect for the Castilian language, call it whatever you want. As for "dishing it out", don't even get me started on how Argentines talk — they're fundamentally incapable of using the verb haber. Shit, you did get me started; let's go back to the beautiful game, mkay? We're boring the fuck out of the rest of this thread's readers anyway.

ha ha, the argentinians-- yes!

everyone has an accent, so it's fair to laugh at everyone, "MKAY"

no seas fome

and yeah i sound like fucking ricky ricardo when i speak english ha ha ha ha

my jotas are STRONG

anyway, back to fútbol, i don't know how the smiths got here

Rob Instigator 02.24.2017 05:18 PM

Puerto Ricans use the word "coger" which means "to get", like "escoger" means "to choose" but most Latinos use that term to mean fucking. like literal FUCKING. "voy a coger a my vieja." means "I am going to fuck my old lady."

I hate having to watch my word usage around fuckers because of THEIR godamn stupid slangs.

In Puerto Rico the word caca (poop) is like a baby word a non-offensive way to describe "mierda"/"shit" Howvee, in Mexico, the word "caca" or "cagar"/"to shit" is used only by the lowest most uneducated people, crass people, gross people,( as I am reminded by high faluting mexicans) and i could not care less but Texas used to be Mexico and there are so many Mexicans!!!

!@#$%! 02.24.2017 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Puerto Ricans use the word "coger" which means "to get", like "escoger" means "to choose" but most Latinos use that term to mean fucking. like literal FUCKING. "voy a coger a my vieja." means "I am going to fuck my old lady."

I hate having to watch my word usage around fuckers because of THEIR godamn stupid slangs.

In Puerto Rico the word caca (poop) is like a baby word a non-offensive way to describe "mierda"/"shit" Howvee, in Mexico, the word "caca" or "cagar"/"to shit" is used only by the lowest most uneducated people, crass people, gross people,( as I am reminded by high faluting mexicans) and i could not care less but Texas used to be Mexico and there are so many Mexicans!!!


language is an endless source of amusement

the more languages you speak the more you laugh for sure

The Soup Nazi 02.24.2017 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
anyway, back to fútbol, i don't know how the smiths got here


Well, for what it's worth, Marr is a big Manchester City fan (I remember when he defended Balotelli!), and Morrissey wrote what is most likely the greatest song which references football ever.

The Soup Nazi 02.24.2017 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Howvee, in Mexico, the word "caca" or "cagar"/"to shit" is used only by the lowest most uneducated people, crass people, gross people,( as I am reminded by high faluting mexicans) and i could not care less but Texas used to be Mexico and there are so many Mexicans!!!


Not to worry, tesla69's gonna kill 'em all.

!@#$%! 02.24.2017 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi
Not to worry, tesla69's gonna kill 'em all.


with vaccines and fluoride!

demonrail666 02.25.2017 02:48 PM

And today, Leicester dropped into the relegation zone

 

The Soup Nazi 02.26.2017 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
And today, Leicester dropped into the relegation zone

 


I was never a big fan of Ranieri before, when he used to go from club to club without achieving much, if anything. But after what happened this week I WANT Leicester to fall off the Premiership and get destroyed by Sevilla, all while playing egregiously worse than their worst moment with Claudio.

tesla69 02.27.2017 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi
I was never a big fan of Ranieri before, when he used to go from club to club without achieving much, if anything. But after what happened this week I WANT Leicester to fall off the Premiership and get destroyed by Sevilla, all while playing egregiously worse than their worst moment with Claudio.


Wow, the Nazi has an opinion on THPORTS! Do you enjoy watching the strong men run around with the other large men in their pretty uniforms, NAZI?


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