yo mama told me yo daddy had a tiny pecker. that's why he works from 6 to 9. he's not busy tapping that big rump she's got. I can make it right/bounce/giggle/vibrate/squirt life.

hey, she said it. not me. she wouldn't let me relax "goddamn baby" because she couldn't get enough of that super blast off suck off. crowning me the king/head of all dicks.

she swallows too which isn't that exicting. you gots to do something with it. just wanted to built up the anticipation slash ticipations yo mama is lovely.

yo mama is my hero/queen.

like Draymond green you took the bait.

the cruise was a blast!! had more fun and the Bahamas and the ocean water is just beau ti ful!! Nassau was amazing. crowded though. love the locals.

tons of sun and booze which in all cost me over 400 dollars. hey that's not bad. everything else was free for a four day cruise.

That's legit!

I need a vacation soon. I want to go out, but at the same time I just want to hoard as much money as I can right now. I'm doing a really good job at it right now and I don't want to get off track.

reading youtube comments incites suicide right

Bastille are the worst band: whwere the fukin relevant shite... ah blogh

Im fucking tired of doing computer work even in my sleep.

I need to go out and dig some ditches or something else physical.

But first, some rum.

lately i do get involved in funny situations. the police took away my pickaxe. but i can vote for hitler one more time because the last time it has been soo funny.
kein schöner land.

Spent all last week down on the Bolivar Peninsula with the family:

View from our deck:


storm moving across the Gulf:


Sunset from the inter-coastal side:


not as crowded during the week:

i thought that was an 80s/90s thing (i've seen some of those clips before, especially the nose things) and then i found out it's new but then i spot sun city girls/ negativeland in the album credits (well members of) and OF COURSE

good little video, thanks

everybody is talking about people and cops getting shot but no is mentioning that it's fucking fire cracker HOTT ASS HELL!!! heat index today was 106. thought I was going to die. I did a little bit I think.

oh yeah. prior to this trip, I hadn't taken a vacation in years. maybe 9 or so years. I thought a cruise would be lame but, im telling you it was fun. next year I might go on the 7 day one to Puerto rico and the virgin islands. you go make sure to snorkkle. it's the best.

the only bad thing about this was I had to come home to the same routine and be bitter again.

BERSERK!

Never been this depressed in a long time.

Hi everyone,

It's been a while since I last visited this place...

Hope you are all doing well. Miss you guys!

Greetings from the darkest part of Africa. xxx

Wow!
The Great Tokolosh came by for a visit!
It's sooo nice to see other old fellow sygers jump in here from time to time.
Hope life's treating you well, sir!

i found it amazing. i would not know if i would jump with the shute and not without it. fuck.

Skydiver makes history by jumping 25,000 feet into a net without a parachute

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...eet-into-a-ne/