i''m a cock on the edge.

Let me decide who's got a cock or not, ok? :cool:

Humour is the absence of cock, and cock the absence of humour.
(Oscar Wilde)

'Ave three: Glice is very funny, good in all circumstances. Fishmonkey too - in fact I used to wonder if he was the same Irish guy that used to be on another forum I use, but I have reason to believe not. Vodka Goblin also makes me laf a lot, obviously.

This forum's full of good humour.

Sorry, I forgot to say 'cock'.

Cock.

cock and balls.

Between a cock and a hard place.

Ready steady cock!

Cock, cock, and two smoking barrels.

Trading cocks and shares on the cockmarket.

In the confrontation between the stream and the cock, the stream always wins. Not through strength, but through persistence.

Thought I'd raise the tone.

Glice
Ass Blaster
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Diesel
Porkmarras

these people deserve credit, Lock, Cock and Barrel

''I'm cocking a meal this big.D'you want some?''

Santa puts sweets in your cock

I'm tired of this cock now.

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Too many cocks spoil the broth.

Hayden
Porkie
Saturnine
Atsonicpark
Diesel

Yr not in the list? Too bad.

Fuck humor. I want to know who has the best tumor on the board.

Indeed.

Have to delete my original pic. Too sick for me.

I can't quite figure that out.

Oh well, more tumor for me.

ahahahahahahahah

You've all made me laugh at some point. Well maybe not all of you. Some of you make me cry for humanity.

that picture makes my skin crawl.

!@#$%!

Intentional:
Glice, truncated, Toilet & Bowels, !@#$%!.

Unintentional:
khchris, Laila.

Which reminds me, were is trunky wunky?

You would think that at some point the person would say, "Now this has gotten a little out of hand." But I guess some people just aren't bothered by things like massive tumors on their faces.

I found the before and after pic of tumor lady:

Because that was ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

i think it might have something to do with the fact that she comes from a poor country with no health service so it got way out of control before anyone could do anything about it. but still its a gruesome site for anyone.

It did somehow make me feel better that someone took that out of there.

That's funny, because I considered that possibility, and my reaction to it was still the same. It reminds me, in a way, of all of the photos we were shown in high school of STDs Gone Wild. Which were basically people who thought their little problem would go away eventually, so they waited, and waited, and waited, and waited some more, until one day they woke up and decided that they really should do something about that huge growth on their penis, because it might not be normal.

I am funnier than all you wanna-be Gallaghers put together!!!!

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Glice
AssBlaster
Savage Clone

Others are funny. These 4 are the funniest of the funny.

Glice(not just a laughter,more like a permanent smile)
That Vodka guy is class
Toilet & Bowels(when he does the deadpan,irritated by most persona)
Diesel
Jonboy
Saturnine
Everyone else to a certain degree but mostly for the wrong reason.
There's a few more but this kind thread is just the sort of crap i thought was gone when ....... had left.

Holy shit Rob Instigator, Gallagher was in my fucking dream last night. No kidding.

I hope he did not show up in yr dreams naked with that watermelon!

did he have a sledgehammer?

in his pants?