Man. Pigs can fly.

If you think of the whole scheme of things, and the domino affect it would have had, it could have almost destroyed civilization, considering how reliant on computers we've become...

Think about a hospital (just one, even), losing it's electricity for one hour...

Then, if you can, try to imagine... oh, let's say, a bank losing it's means of security.

Or a penitentiary losing it's power for 3 seconds....

Then think about just these examples happening globaly, for an indefinate amount of time.

Pandemonium.

Oh sure, it might be "fixed" eventually, perhaps when millions of people have been murdered, starved to death, or otherwise.

I've covered every shit house wall from here to the red sea. I wrote the constitution on the shit house wall.

or infected by fuckin' swine flu!!

can we please rename this?

I'm thinking Swi-Rod or Wendy's #5

au contraire, le knife.

the only true currency in this bankrupt world is bacon.

Yeah the name does sort of blow. If I'm going to be wiped out by this shit then I at least want it to have an awesome name so I can die with a little dignity.

"Pig Sickness"

"Wilbur's Revenge"

Also, I must point out that the title of this thread is grammatically inncorect. I was biting my tongue, but I had an itch. I always appreciate it when people point out my mistakes... for future reference, you know...

"Ultraplague"

"Turbo Swine-Fever"

"Cloven Hoof Syndrome"

A friend showed this to me and it's kind of creepy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeqjykY5wPk

The fuck? Weird..

That was on the side thingy. It's so weird.

go japanese and wear a face mask

About the "coffins"--always thought they were there in preparation for
dead military.

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My mother just went to Mexico....she had little masks with her when she went to the airport. At first I thought that she was a terrorist.....but then I asked her why and she told me abuot the flu.

Those aren't coffins. They're thing-a-ma-jigs.

OK then:


Domino Effect, not Affect, please.


Remove the apostrophe from each "it's," please.
Thank you.

See, point proven... And he's so polite about it!

its weird the guy who welcomed President Obama to Mexico on 4/16 died the next day from the flu.

And apparently Canada is effected by this now, too...

He actually died? I didn't know that...

Ha! That time affected would have been correct!

I have a sore throat. In great American fashion, I will now drive myself
to even more fantastic heights (depths?) of illness by worrying that is a sign
of Wilbur's Revenge.

don't eat anymore pigs in the blanket.

my minion just accused me of being "the biggest dork" she ever met, due to my in-depth plan for post-apocalyptic survivorship.

she was ok with it up until the whole "meeting uninfected females over short-wave radio - in order to repopulate the planet" bit.

hopefully, the internet will still work for awhile. that way, I won't have to waste time figuring out how to get the radio to work.

omg I'm sooo excited though!!! this is MUCH better than a zombie-apocalypse because you don't have to spend the rest of yr life behind a barricade!!!

There aren't any females on shortwave.

^^^ first of all, HOW DARE YOU try to stiffle my dreams.

second, when the cellphones don't work, there will be! oh, yes indeed, there will be.

right now, I'm rubbing my graspers together in greedy anticipation!!!!!

Next you'll be claiming they're on HAM radio.

I guess they are:

Damn, you're right. I even thought that one over. Those two words have always screwed with my head. Dunno why...

Nice of you to laugh at me, though.

I was on short-wave radio... I would be on it all the time, but I don't have access to it anymore...

^^^ OMG CLONE....SEE WHAT I MEAN? have you seen her in a cat-suit?

utopia-application ACCEPTED.

@ clone: oh no no no. those females are completely unacceptable. I'm aiming for the first-time emergency-use-only crowd (with some exceptions: see above).

if I am to remake humanity in my own image, I'm going to need higher-quality stock material than those that you have depicted.

it's a shame about girlgun, really. but is it my fault if she isn't among the .05% that survive? I think that she'll want me to get on with my life. a life filled with mindless breeding and lazy days.

If I survive I guess I shouldn't mention the vasectomy.

This was either a brilliant pun or a typo.

I never know with him.

The World Health Organization raised its pandemic alert level to Phase 4 on Monday, verifying human-to-human transmission of swine flu, as the suspected death toll from the virus in Mexico hit 149.

I heard from one of my conspiracy nut friends that the vaccine they're making is designed to kill 90% of the people they give it to >.>

Source is impeccable I'm sure.