^^
- "decline yr identity."
- "Vulva, Slayer"
- "ha yeah"

"Trent" is a pussy-name (so is "Reznor", by the way).

kids on the playground would constantly tease yr kid.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH does yr Trent hurt? do you need a taaaaampon?? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH you got sand in yr Trent."

I caught the pulp fiction reference the first time.

although, i will be honest it took me a while to figure out why i should get why that sounded funny.

Twenty years old and you've had a vasectomy?

What's the point? You still have to wear a condom anyways.

Only when going with randoms. Which I usually don't. Condoms feel weird, and I despise children. It just made sense.

Call him Marty instead. No reason.

Theres a kid named marty thats a grade above me and I used to really want to be his friend, but he denied me his frienship.

so, i'm a little biased. i'll have to decline.

where does marty even originate from?

to every question
Professional wrestling has an answer

Genghis. Or Fuquan. (pronounced Foo-Kwan).

Or Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen

Caligula or Tiberius

Childéric

Blixa
Rowland

Probably Bobby Bob Bob.

Back To The Future.
ha ha ha ha.

sorry again.

Matus or Jakub. But Matus preferrably.

Mordecai is awesome. I always liked the name Efrim

bahahahaha

His avatar is of Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly from Back to the Future.

OH.

I never got into that shit.

Name your kid Slayer

I like coming up with real prententious-sounding names.

Arthur Friedrich, Sophia Margarita (or Margaret Sophia)... family names, actually, with a touch of my own

how about jammy dodger?

or..

j'am fancy..

Teddy Graham

Rhys Peecais


edit, god I need new glasses there were 3 d's and I did not notice.