that's awesome

sexist

Would this be awesome or lame as fuck?:

I'm writing this 10 minute song with tons of time changes, really ridiculously complex, right? After this insane musical part where it goes through the most breathtaking and unbelievable stylistic, dynamic, rhythmic, and melodic changes over the course of a minute, the song stops and I just let out a huge fart.

If you don't, I probably will upon hearing it.

Ohhhhh!

I had this brilliant idea for a website. Celebrityfartreports.com.

It'd be people who know celebrities or have sat near them or whatever and they'd send in reports of what their farts smell like. For example, "Arnold's fart was surprisingly pleasant, I only smelled the faintest hint of shit in his britches." Or "Scarlett's fart reeked! I'm pretty sure she shit in her pretty little pink panties!"

Also, you could buy fart samples from the website... celebrities would fart in a jar, we'd bottle it, and sell it.

Kegmama do you fart?

bahahaha./

a fart can be regarded as "aerosolized poop," which means that microscopic fragments and droplets of poop are actually distributed throughout the gaseous matrix of the fart. When delivered from the anus with some force, the components of the fart can penetrate one's clothing and these tiny particles can be trapped in the fibers of the cloth. The particles are transferred to your fingers and then your nose when you scratch and sniff.

not the same author, but part of the same series. there's all about scabs, everyone poops... etc.

I wanna read "everyone cums"

has anyone ever farted in to their cupped hands then sniffed it?

when I feel like I'm about to fart, I'll often stick my finger directly in front of my asshole so I can sniff it later.

"In Ethiopia, it is absolutely unacceptable to pass wind. If you do, please say 'Yerqeta' immediately."

some of you guys...tsk tsk


you can always tolerate the smell of your own farts i've noticed, no matter how bad

but often not the smell of others'

I love my friend booe, but his broccoli farts are the WORST.

if you don't chew your food enough it makes you fart more

what if you swallowed it whole? theoretically of course. would toxic fumes be radiating from your ass?

you'd probably choke to death before you could find out

I did a fart this morning that was seriously evil. I'm not saying any of my farts are fragrant, but this one was like a fuckin month old corpse. Seriously.

Once I burped in public and a woman who was walking her dog on the other side of the street meant to her dog not to bark.

Did anyone ever light one of their farts?

I only thought people did that in American teen-flicks.

demon and I were in a pub in Bethnall Green a couple of years ago, and we saw a woman walk into the ladies, followed a couple of seconds later by an impressively loud an lengthy fart. It amused both of us plenty.

was that a typo, don't you mean 31?

when i heard your voice on the phone i though it was a fart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0ook7es_Ko

The most agreeable statement ever made on the show.

My mom just farted.

I did :D

Ha ha ha! That's awesome