It is possible for people on this forum to have friends outside this website.

I quickly outgrew any fascination with getting so drunk I had to puke. I think it took one time. Moderation in all things... except record collecting, of course.

I think I have seen one picture posted where these two were both present in the photograph.
Their mode of speech is a debased dialect found in outstate Minnesota, and shows the effects of Methamphetamine on the outlying region's population. This explains the similar tone and speaking style of their posts.

Though I like better the idea of Hayden and Betterthanthou being one and the same. Would explain how Better knew precisely how many times Hayden threw up and other intimate details, as well as why she's fascinated by such--and would explain why she thinks he's so funny (in other words, this is simply self-advertisement).

A+ post.

No, Ema and I are not the same person. We are, however, both outrageously awesome.

I see.

okay

you maybe; "she" on the other hand lacks... the required braincell count?

what an idiot, he cant even hold his alcohol and acts a fool in public
know yr limit, kid

Pot, meet kettle. You're black.

This coming from someone who can't spell, goes to porn conventions, and, blatantly, is fucking retarded.

Piss off.

Oh, !@#$%!, I love you. She's on a lot of medication at this time. I promise, she's fucking brilliant.

pot calling the kettle black?
when i drink i dont walk around with my pants down to my knees and i dont puke all over the place

good day to you, sir fagmo

p.s. i thought you were gone for good?

i guess hes back. with all the people gone to atp the board is less gayer

I never said that, cuntforbrains.

I was saying PKB regarding you calling me an idiot, idiot.

HEATHEN, BE GONE!
be gone, heathen!
be gone!

very well, i'll trust your word, but maybe you could keep her paws off the board until the electroshock treatment is completed?

She's almost out of pills. She'll be good then.

*rubs hands together*

You can't rub your hands together while you're typing.

I type with my feet.

Gross.