Heretic! Witch! Burn!

Cricket is God. Cricket is love.

whats french cricket then?

If the only other option was watching cricket, happily.

I saw two horrifically pale cricket chumps being interviewed the other day on the news, about some shit. After boxing and darts, it's probably the most depressing sport in Britain,

Lovely use of the word chumps there.

Fine. I AM OFFICIALLY HAVING A SULK AT YOU PEOPLE. Official. Sulk.

I can't hear you. I'm sulking.

McGrath is no bastard, he did his ankle on the ball last summer which helped us no end in winning the Ashes! didnt Ponting call us cheats for using sub fielders or something?

last i checked, no. i've got the teeth for it though.

Mate,aren't you irish or something?Our Mark once said about Morrisey:
'The reason he goes on about his englishness so much is because he's irish.I'm english and it is very wrong for me to fly the flag every 5 minutes etc etc.'

You get my drift.

who is this Mark person?

and theres 2 ss's in Morrissey

E Smmith

good that someone dropped the word cricket halfway down this thread (thanks hip priest) or i wouldn't have had a clue what this is about...

anyway, from what i gathered england are losing so i gues i'll vote you're having it. ya. pommie. bastard.

Morrissey woould kiick thaat druunks asss

can you imagine morrisey playing cricket?

As much as i love both,i'd doubt Morrissey is capable of genius as much as Mr Smith.

yeah but what about in cricket? Mr Marras??? Cricket??? huh???

Who knows?Who cares?I'll do a gladioli pose just for you,Monkey.

done deal.

I've got Irish blood, yeah. But I'm born and raised here. I sometimes play up to the Irish heritage, but I would never say I was properly Irish. That's just silly. It pisses me off quite a bit when (English people) claim to be some other nationality. As far as I'm concerned, my passport says English, and the Irish are shit at cricket, so I'm English.