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Tokolosh 10.23.2006 01:18 PM

Wait until you try it!

jon boy 10.23.2006 01:20 PM

you could name the rodent one hamster.

Intellivision 10.23.2006 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo
the probe sounds way better then the rodent


Which do the queers stand by?

Why don't prominent gay celebrities endorse sex toys? Then we would know which ones to get! It just seems very thoughtless of them to me.

I'm gonna write Consumer Reports about this as well.
They are very anti-sex toy and I think it's well, just wrong.

Tokolosh 10.23.2006 01:25 PM

 

"Anti sex? Wrong? How and in what way Casper?"

Intellivision 10.23.2006 01:29 PM

No no, not anti-sex...I wrote "anti-sex toy."

Thanks very much for the nomenclature though; your show of respect has been noted. I will accept being referred to as Casper up until Halloween. Otherwise, please address me as either Intellivision, Intelly (informal), Your Highness, or New Philosopher Hero.

Consumer Reports will not tell me what sex toy to buy because they refuse to review them, but it is my obvious and clear contention that they are appliances like many of the other goods they review.

Tokolosh 10.23.2006 01:34 PM

Fair enough, but these two prototypes will not be produced in the hundreds for mass penetration. They will be sold to the highest bidder wanting maximum pleasure and an empty pocket. These are filthy works of art.

sidonie2006 10.23.2006 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intellivision
No no, not anti-sex...I wrote "anti-sex toy."

Thanks very much for the nomenclature though; your show of respect has been noted. I will accept being referred to as Casper up until Halloween. Otherwise, please address me as either Intellivision, Intelly (informal), Your Highness, or New Philosopher Hero.

Consumer Reports will not tell me what sex toy to buy because they refuse to review them, but it is my obvious and clear contention that they are appliances like many of the other goods they review.


Don't ask to Consumer Reports, ask to me

atari 2600 10.23.2006 01:51 PM

Well, that's one of the primary purposes of this thread, so please elaborate, sideonie2006.

king_buzzo 10.23.2006 01:51 PM

http://www.crazy-ass-sex-toys.com/

sidonie2006 10.23.2006 02:06 PM

I begin with that:
a lot of people think that the sex-toys are made for the solo pleasure, whereas twosome, they are also very interesting.
I tested a lot but I can't describe all, if you want more, be more precise...

HaydenAsche 10.23.2006 02:26 PM

SEX?

What is this thing you speak of?

Savage Clone 10.23.2006 02:26 PM

My experiences are many and varied. Greater details are not forthcoming.

king_buzzo 10.23.2006 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
SEX?

What is this thing you speak of?


pha!

atari 2600 10.23.2006 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sidonie2006
I begin with that:
a lot of people think that the sex-toys are made for the solo pleasure, whereas twosome, they are also very interesting.
I tested a lot but I can't describe all, if you want more, be more precise...


You're a tease.

king_buzzo 10.23.2006 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sidonie2006
if you want more, be more precise...



more, like demos?:D

gmku 10.23.2006 03:31 PM

Sex toys? You mean sex is supposed to be fun?

(I've been married like forever. Faithfully.)

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 10.23.2006 04:18 PM

I've never used sex toys. I know girls who do. I prefer not to know about it.

Funny story, my little brother used to pretend to have sex with a teddy bear when he was 5 years old.

Anngella 10.23.2006 04:28 PM

I had a vibrator but the motor ran out after a year :(

king_buzzo 10.23.2006 05:00 PM

i dont get the point in vibrators vidrating.it doesnt make sense

Cantankerous 10.23.2006 05:00 PM

because they would suck ass big time if they didn't?


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