just a figure of speech-- in fact, i hate cocaine

i make my mayonnaise with organic eggs, fresh garlic, extra-virgin olive oil, salt, fresh pepper and lemon. and nothing else.

of course you can add black olives, and eat with, say, octopus

hm... octopus...

how many ways can you say "most boring shit ever?"

Homemade mayo is the best. Especially with tuna.
Shit! I'm gonna eat my fingers, if I don't start preparing supper...

let's drop the subject of twitchy drugs & get back into the delights of good food...

creme brullee is indeed heaven though.

seafood rules, and if yr seafood smells like dirty snatch then you are not eating fresh seafood!

Fried rice.
Pineapple.
Honey.
Lancashire cheese.
Physalis.
Chippy food.
Mushrooms.
Coriander.
Curry.
'Hello Panda' strawberry flavour biscuits.



^That panda is very cute.

most vegetables, and other things i can't really specify.. i like a lot of different foods.

and SYRUP!!! i love syrup.

I like syrup on pineapple fritters.

Spaghetti
Pineapple
Peaches
Bananas
Yorkshire Puddings

anything lemony

I am in love with Swedish Fish. My friend Katie once gave me FOUR party-sized bags of these things, and I ate them all. Best candy in the world.

oh oh candy. i love candy.

Anything from Red Robin. GINGER BEEF? Yeah!!1

I also had Fish and Chips here, twice, in less than a week.

fuck yeah!

holy shit that is positively vomitory. cinnabon sucks lardy babboon ass and it makes you SICKKKKK...

that's one piece-of-shit, chain-store-turd cinnamon roll they sell