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Everyneurotic 10.19.2006 03:19 PM

all of the above

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.19.2006 03:29 PM

if they flash their titties or vag

!@#$%! 10.19.2006 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
if they flash their titties or vag


that would make you a hooker because that's all your signature pics ever display

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 10.19.2006 03:43 PM

all of the above

Cantankerous 10.19.2006 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
that would make you a hooker because that's all your signature pics ever display

god, bears are getting advanced, aren't they?

!@#$%! 10.19.2006 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
god, bears are getting advanced, aren't they?


???

care to interpret your inner dialogue for the rest of us?

porkmarras 10.19.2006 05:05 PM

I lived with a male prostitute for a while and he certainly didnt look like one.We watched loads of movies a lot of the time.

Cantankerous 10.19.2006 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
???

care to interpret your inner dialogue for the rest of us?

- cryptowhateverthefuckhisnameis is a bear.
- you called him a hooker.
- bears generally have not become evolved enough to work as hookers.
- therefore, since there is actually a known bear hooker, bears must be getting advanced.

porkmarras 10.19.2006 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
- cryptowhateverthefuckhisnameis is a bear.
- you called him a hooker.
- bears generally have not become evolved enough to work as hookers.
- therefore, since there is actually a known bear hooker, bears must be getting advanced.

Says who?

Cantankerous 10.19.2006 05:18 PM

where have you been?
if you have to ask, you don't deserve to know.

porkmarras 10.19.2006 05:19 PM

Uh?

porkmarras 10.19.2006 05:21 PM

Reverse.

porkmarras 10.19.2006 05:25 PM

No slums in Laaandon.Just streets paved with gold.

!@#$%! 10.19.2006 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
- cryptowhateverthefuckhisnameis is a bear.
- you called him a hooker.
- bears generally have not become evolved enough to work as hookers.
- therefore, since there is actually a known bear hooker, bears must be getting advanced.


ooooh....

i was just getting tired of the fact that every time i open a thread where crypto "contributes" i get a string of shaking asses, twats and jigging tits all over the screen.

don't get me wrong, i love pornography, and the female body. but the repetitiousness of his schtick gets fucking DULL.

as for crypto--- yes he seems a little subhuman alright? bear or other mammal, i'm not sure.

but prostitution is apparently common in links as low in the evolutionary chain as penguins. so i'm not surprised.

ni'k 10.19.2006 09:29 PM

i like the little keyboard break thing in the argument by fugazi. i am almost happy right now. weak smiles strong tea.

HaydenAsche 10.19.2006 11:48 PM

The answer:

When you are done having sex they hand you a bill.

Tokolosh 10.20.2006 03:57 AM

By how far they spread their legs.

Tokolosh 10.20.2006 04:10 AM

Me too. After all, it's one of the oldest professions.


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