I'm just saying...

Though he has repped me.

Okay, so maybe it's a bad thing. Come back, Porky!!!

Maybe he's just sick, like Bueller.

maybe he's secretly working on a very big, very important thread. Something that will revolutionise the forum. He'd be capable of that.

Well, maybe he went to get a sideways haircut
Maybe he went to get a striped shirt
Maybe he went to get some plastic shoes
Maybe he went to get some funny sunglasses
Well, maybe he went to get an Air Force parka
...

Or a decent bookmark. Good quality, nice bookmarks are hard to find in the UK.

Maybe it's a worldwide problem, but I didn't feel suitably informed on the global bookmark industry to opine with any authority on the issue.

Maybe he's in love. I hope he is, he deserves it.

Porky seen at Heathrow, Tuesday:

guess he changed his mind....didn't he want to became asian?

im not too fond of the fellow, so whatevzzz

I heard porky is in hiding along with the rest of the terrorists suspected in the Sonic Youth board hijack. Poor guy. He looks too good to hide in a cave.

Has anyone noticed that Pookie's been a bit quiet today?

Maybe we're all being abducted one by one. Which worries me, as I live within twenty miles of both of them and I fear I could be next.

I hope they aren't picking out the witty Englishmen first! Who could be after you? Glice?

I think I may have an anxiety attack. I think they nabbed AssBlaster first. He hasn't been on here in a long time. Who will the pick up in the states? Truncy? Cantanky? Myself???

I think I'm going to faint.

Please correct your typing before you faint. Surely you don't want your last sentence on this earth to contain a spelling mistake, do you?

Dear, God, no! Thanks for that. I must remain calm and try to get more rep before I get abducted. That's the only way you can buy your way out of being hostage.

Rep didn't help Porky, did it?

I know! I'm trying to console myself. Is there no way out of our certain fate?

We should all line our rooms with silver foil, and wear beekeepers hats.

You mean to tell me you haven't already been doing that? I'm in a closet right now with nothing but a computer, a weeks supply of smokes and coffee, and my Star Wars DVD collection. There is no way those motherfuckers are taking me without a fight.

Oh bollocks. I'm off to stake myself out on the top of a hill, with "Take Me Now" written on my forehead in felt pen. May as well get it over and done with.

Bye.

He is probably just working too hard, and not giving enough attention to the board.

Every night I am abducted by space aliens (as opposed to illegal aliens) and returned by morning. That's why you'll never see me post here at night. In case you're wondering.