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Glice 07.25.2006 03:03 PM

A life in good beards -





 



 



 


It's the beard see? Without the beard, he's wearing one of those hats. With the beard, you can ignore the hat. The power of the beard to destroy bad hats.

porkmarras 07.25.2006 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomadicfollower
 




Don pulls it off nicely, though.

Yep that is a fine tache on a mostly fine musician.Not punishable but not entirely encouraged by this state's government.

Glice 07.25.2006 03:04 PM

 


But perhaps he looks great without? I hear you cry...

 


The power of the beard.

pantophobia 07.25.2006 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

The moustache is without a doubt the most difficult male fashion accessory (hair or otherwise) that one can attempt to pull off. 98 percent of moustaches are amazingly bad. Best avoided.!


you haven't met many firefighters!

porkmarras 07.25.2006 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
 


But perhaps he looks great without? I hear you cry...



 


The power of the beard.

Wow,i had never seen him without one.I thought he was born sporting one.

Savage Clone 07.25.2006 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pantophobia
you haven't met many firefighters!


Firefighters + moustaches = oiled-up homoerotic fantasy fodder supreme!

porkmarras 07.25.2006 03:08 PM

The link between firefighters and the gay community is very visible.More on that later.

nomadicfollower 07.25.2006 03:11 PM

ANY color-based beards are wrong.
 

In fact, no goatees.


Braided beards are a no-no.
 




Any kind of beard accessories are to be avoided at all costs.

luxinterior 07.25.2006 03:12 PM

 


We really need to stop picking on Nick Cave. It's making me a bit sad.

porkmarras 07.25.2006 03:12 PM

Beard accessories are indeed the work of the devil.

porkmarras 07.25.2006 03:15 PM

Some great ones on here:
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.beards.org/dan01a.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.beards.org/dan.html&h=305&w=350&sz=46&hl=en&start=5&tbnid=UBG LHhaGSLeGPM:&tbnh=105&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2Bbeards%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr %3D%26sa%3DG

nomadicfollower 07.25.2006 03:16 PM

Glice - Sean Connery beards are always acceptable.

luxinterior 07.25.2006 03:17 PM

 


All right, last one.

porkmarras 07.25.2006 03:21 PM

A vintage,fine beard:


 

porkmarras 07.25.2006 03:22 PM

A graphic monstrousity:
 

Cantankerous 07.25.2006 03:22 PM

 

porkmarras 07.25.2006 03:24 PM

A sexy beard:
 

Glice 07.25.2006 03:25 PM

 


He's smiling because he has a great, proper drinking man's beard.

 


The Dubliners give a lesson in good group-beard action.

Glice 07.25.2006 03:28 PM

 


Don't try these beards at home kids. Yes, they look fucking ace, but are you in Huun Huur Tu? No? Then don't risk it.

porkmarras 07.25.2006 03:28 PM

Fuck me,YES!Him from Arab Strap always gave me the horn with that beard.Here's a worried and deeply disturbing goatee:
 


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