Tell them they were all taken into consideration in the making of this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1LR2fRIt1...cord%20st ore

Tell them you've got like a dozen of that band's bootleg live stuff.

That was fucking hilarious.

Tell them that you are gay.

Word.

- When they name any band that they are into, say 'oh yeah, I remember hearing their demo tape. To be honest I wasn't very impressed'

- or, 'oh yeah, they've sold out a bit now, haven't they?'

Better yet, say "Yeah, Hip Priest likes them! Then again, he likes The Bambi Slam."

and The Sugababes.

that was sweet

Aceness. They are the aceness.

I am a music snob. The best way to annoy me is to say, "Yeah, the Shaggs can't really play their instruments, can they?" or, "I don't like dance music".

Tell them that their favorite band (if they admit they have one) reminds you of U2.

Arf. "I have no idea what pitchfork media is..."

Ask if they know if the band has any cool T-shirts at Hot Topic.

get into an argument with them over independent labels.

i dont think that! christ man you have taken me the wrong way phnar phnar.

i just meant say that to wind them up. i would have to burn a shit load of records if i though that.

Shut up bitch or i'll get you.I'll get you.

Yeah, and say, "So why'd they pass on SubPop's offer anyway?"

I dare you.

Die.

is that the sound of a gauntlet being thrown down?