man, the connecting rates are so slow now...

and lol at how many users there are now... it was usually 800-1200 back in december. now its just "users>20000" .... lol

I tried it out a couple of days ago and it mentally disturbed me... not only by the amount of man gristle, but the way people will sink so primitively to sexual instinct that evolution had been furtherly confirmed in my mind. Amidst people caressing their manhoods, as I sought the appeal of the site I came across what I thought could be a joker or a 'goon' from SomethingAwful displaying an interesting fluffy girl manga puppet with a giant penis that was hard to make out. After one word of engaging in conversation her primitive needs were outspoken with "Thats my toy. It's to stick in".

What obese losers dwell in front of cameras instead of bringing their asses to the gym to experience a non-virtualized non-simulation world where they can meet people of their desired sex without having to be subjected to 19 penises before finding their perfect victim to release the starting points of their future brainless scum children.

Oh, and great short doc on Chatroulette: http://vimeo.com/9669721

Stickam, duh.

i went thru about 50 dudes/d/cs, 1 chick, 6 cocks, 5 empty screens until i finally found something worthwhile. a dude j/oing in black laced panties. truly, internet, you are the king of internet.

The internet is only scary for nick. ha.

what? it wasn't scary, i told him what he wanted to hear and later had a shower.

The internet that is. Don't get too overwhelmed by it, take the stress pill, chillax madame.

i don't need pills anymore. the dream machine does a better job with no side effects, in fact it seems to enhance cognition rather than blunt it.

Genteel Death likes the dream machine.

i wish i could do it now but its not dark enough.

I'm still blissfully unaware as to what the fuck chatroulette is. I can guess by this thead, but I have no interest in chatting with the dregs of the internet.

you can rarely go wrong with that statement.

It gives me flashbacks to 1984, I find it a great site.

EDIT - i was totally projecting with that post

Greatest site ever. I wish the internet I was stealing was faster right now.

VERY funny bit on Daily Show March 4

I just saw 4 dicks in a row. Oh, yeah. It's like Pornhub on permanent shuffle, with chatting!

this is brilliant
http://www.youtube.com/pianochatimprov

that was great!

Hahaha excellent.

In Logan's Run don't they have something that is just like chatroulette, except with a teleporter, so you can fuck them?