I think that dude's a hermie. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

damn... he's got 2 or 3 millimeters on me.

fuck these torture pigs, they are the perpetrators of violence.

they're perpin a fraud

I want to know exactly why everyone keeps insisting that he's a wizard.

wizards wear hats and robes; they also carry a large staff.

this fucking hippie has none of those thing.

tase away, gentlemen. tase away.

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Yo get away from me u wizard

Please, everyone knows that wizards are the fucking hippies of sorcerers, mages, warlocks, etc.

You mean to tell me that Gandolf is a hippie?

sho nuff
smoked herb in funky pipe, hung out with pastoral midgets, carried a "walking stick" everywhere, never ever ever took a bath (hippies hate water - Mucky Pup)

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!?!

:mad:

actually, nevermind. dare away. I read that again, and it appears that warlocks are still "ok".

I'm ok with that; my staff is a good one.

now, what about theurgical necromancy? birkenstocks or combat boots?

Technically, Gandalf is an "Istari" but yeah he is a god damn dirty hippie. If he hadn't been toking that elven gonja the whole time, he would of come up with that "have an eagle fly Frodo over Mt. Doom and drop the ring in" plan. That stoner got Boromir and countless others dead.

^^^ I've never seen a hippie (successfully) fight and defeat a Balrog. you might have to rethink that.

now, for a reading from the holiest of holies:


have fun indeed, my friend. have fun indeed.


for any and all wishing to pursue the (non-naked, non-tased, highly-endowed) lifestyle of the warlock, I hope this helps.

Necromancy was my ride in Diablo II. Shit is most literally pimpin'.

And combat boots. Fairuza Balk made The Craft.

the only great wizard ever

 

You're right! The Balrog basically tripped off the mountain himself and died. Also I don't consider Gandalf dying in the process constitutes a victory.

I thought j00 was a priest.

^^^ are you calling me a pedophile??? :mad:

ps: I am everything.