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Rob Instigator 04.20.2009 01:09 PM

then "make it rain" $1 bills. take that shit next level

sarramkrop 04.20.2009 01:10 PM

Yeah, pull her head back while you're barebacking her, so that she will feel the ecstasy of all that coke getting inside her.

floatingslowly 04.20.2009 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000
and then slowly she will feel better


don't bring me into this.

I say kick her to the curb.

sarramkrop 04.20.2009 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
don't bring me into this.

I say kick her to the curb.


Sprinkle some coke on your foot, so it will feel like ecstasy when it hits her arse.

demonrail666 04.20.2009 01:14 PM

To some people a homeless coke addict in their apartment is a problem, while to others its a window of opportunity.

Oh, and before i forget, not on the bed, on the floor. ALWAYS on the flloor.

floatingslowly 04.20.2009 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Sprinkle some coke on your foot, so it will feel like ecstasy when it hits her arse.

does that work?

I thought coke was a numbing agent.

demonrail666 04.20.2009 01:16 PM

it is, but it's an even better bumming agent.

sarramkrop 04.20.2009 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
does that work?

I thought coke was a numbing agent.


Ask Inhuman to ask her.

davenotdead 04.20.2009 01:19 PM

you are all terrible people. and sexy

floatingslowly 04.20.2009 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
it is, but it's an even better bumming agent.


^^^ this comes as a shock. I thought you were into "feeling it".

:confused:

sarramkrop 04.20.2009 01:29 PM

She'll be ok for as long as she knows she's a right old slapper.

greedrex 04.20.2009 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Yeah, pull her head back while you're barebacking her, so that she will feel the ecstasy of all that coke getting inside her.

do that to me. now. sexy.

jon boy 04.20.2009 02:42 PM

tell her to finger her own cunt then lick her fingers or you will tell the police on her. then give her a hug.

floatingslowly 04.20.2009 02:48 PM

if you have to tell her to lick her fingers, she might not actually be on coke.

Rob Instigator 04.20.2009 02:56 PM

 

Glice 04.20.2009 03:25 PM

Give her a fiver and ask her to paint your fence. Don't tell her where the fence is, or that you don't have a fence. If you do have a fence - perfect! Move that fence to somewhere unreachable. Don't have a fence? - perfect! Buy one, ask her to paint it, but make the fence invisible. With your mind. Then, when she's asleep, put a load of fence panels, but no paint, in her room, and stand behind the fences with your friends, chanting 'fence' very, very quietly.

ni'k 04.20.2009 03:35 PM

yr all a bunch of assholes.

if she is really trying to get off drugs then i say - show her compassion, help her to change her habits, try to encourage her to maybe get back into her art or talk or do something creative, also help her out with some good food to get her health back and some empathatic conversation.

of course, it sounds quite likely that she has taken yr wallet and either stole money and replaced it or regretted taking it and panicked and put it back. still, its not her fault she lives in capitalist america, if she ends up homeless she'll get worse, how many homeless people can manage to stay sober.

remember this woman has a fucked up dopamine system and should not be punished for that.

Rob Instigator 04.20.2009 03:37 PM

ni'k, some of us have been there, and in way too many cases, way too many, "trying to help" just becomes another in a long line of enablers.

I hope the best for the girl, but it is not in the best interest of soomeone and their wife to tolerate their roommate bringing unsavory junkies into their midst.

ploesj 04.20.2009 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
 


aaaauuuugh!

davenotdead 04.20.2009 03:48 PM

thats going to haunt me


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