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SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.13.2009 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SYRFox
now what i want to know is
why the fuck would he have sex with such an ugly girl :confused:

She's England's beauty queen

Rob Instigator 02.13.2009 03:41 PM
the crazy thing is he did ass-to-mouth on her.

Lurker 02.13.2009 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by demonrail666
They're both peds. People should form a mob and burn their houses down. It's the English way.


Yeah, like the good old days. I tell ya, they don't do house burnings like they used to, what with no one having thatched roofs anymore.

Lurker 02.13.2009 03:43 PM
Eastbourne 15 year old girl
She's been living in her Eastbourne world
I bet she never had a non Eastbourne guy
I bet her mama never told her why

demonrail666 02.13.2009 03:44 PM
Things went down hill the minute farmer's sons stopped marauding villages with pitchforks.

Lurker 02.13.2009 03:59 PM
Alas...

pbradley 02.13.2009 04:04 PM
If these parents were noble yankees, they would have named the baby Stalin Fuck-Anus.

SYRFox 02.13.2009 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
the crazy thing is he did ass-to-mouth on her.
she's so ugly that it does not make any difference from kissing her anyway

Lurker 02.13.2009 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by pbradley
If these parents were noble yankees, they would have named the baby Stalin Fuck-Anus.

These people aren't educated enough to even know who Stalin was let alone be able to pronounce his name.

joe11121 02.13.2009 04:16 PM
That is um, wrong. He looks like he's 6, in a few years the baby will look older than him...

Lurker 02.13.2009 04:17 PM
hahaha!

afterthefact 02.13.2009 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Lurker
He was twelve when he made the conquest. I read an interview with him in another paper and he said "I'm just trying to get this all out of my system when I'm young."

I heard he had to go to rehab when he was 8.

Lurker 02.13.2009 05:07 PM
Addicted to the monkey bars. His hands were always blistered.

davenotdead 02.13.2009 05:15 PM
this is why abstinence should be taught.

Sonic Youth 37 02.13.2009 05:16 PM
 

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 02.13.2009 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
I read about this. fucking horrible shit.

the "dad" is 13, the "mom" is 15.



 


looks like the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is getting freak-a-lik

 

floatingslowly 02.13.2009 05:24 PM
lol @ fantasybedtimehour.com

Lamont Cranston 02.13.2009 08:40 PM
bloody chavs

ploesj 02.13.2009 08:45 PM
disturbing.

at his age, i still played with playmobil.

davenotdead 02.14.2009 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
lol @ fantasybedtimehour.com

hahahaha


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