I was mocking someone earlier. It happens too often.

all day, pretending i like people.

Wow, you guys take shit too seriously.

I played one of the three wise men in a junior school production of the Nativity when I was ten. I was holding a bottle of frankinscence, the bottle looking suspiciously like a vial full of evil green liquid. It were great.

like 2 years ago, i was playing murderous maniac who kills his mother for some guys' school project.

never got finished, though.

less serious: i used to make movies with the girl next door. we'd try to make horror films but they always ended the same: everyone died but it wasn't creepy at all. i remember being stabbed to death with an umbrella.

I played the doctor in Flowers for Algernon in our senior (high school) class play. That was like a few decades ago. That was my last formal acting gig.

I made little 8mm films in high school.

Every time I meet someone new.

ONLY WHEN DRUNK

do you ever watch them again?

i played the evil stepmother/witch in hansel and gretel when i was eight.

Haha, excellent.

No, lost them long ago. The first one I did when I was in 9th grade, about some witch (played by my sister) who could make people disappear. My first experiment with special effects--making somebody vanish in the frame. You know, run film, stop, have them move out of the frame, restart film. I thought I was pretty clever.

thats great-too bad you lost the films. we only had one tape so we taped over our earlier projects. i remember making my little brother play corpse (putting him under a white sheet in the garden) and then remembering we still had to write the scenario.. completely forgetting about the kid lying there. we remembered when he yelled: 'are you done filming? i feel bugs on my legs. i want to move again!'

good times.