plus vomiting in bed = no fun

people who care too much about everything in general

whatever you're flipping out about, just remember: it probably doesn't matter

People who attempt to use me for whatever - careful there, I have plenty of experience in dealing with the likes of you.
Waiting to get served at a bar when the person in front of you has just ordered 10 cocktails, all of which are horribly complex to make. Also: the bartender thinking he's some hot shit just because he can make a mojito once in a while. Just gimme my goddamn beer already!

people in general.

"too much" in general

People who think they run this board
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tinned sweetcorn

God.

Er, I'm sorry. "Famous fictional characters."

Just kidding. God's okay sometimes.

I can't stand people who insist on talking about things they know nothing about yet they pretend to be experts on whatever subject.

Waiting to go somewhere.

know-it-alls who need to tell other people what they should do or should not do.
this board has these kinds too.

This surely must end the thread. Mum Melly used to make me try to eat this stuff, and have memories of me trying not to heave at every taste. Even the smell of tinned sweetcorn being boiled makes my stomach turn.

People who bless me or say they'll pray for me. Fuck you, you religious asshole.

YES. when i was in utah all summer (meyer is mormon) i went into one of the latter day saints bookstores and i swear to god, there were a few book of mormons and the rest of the store was all twilight. there are twilight booths in the malls selling shirts and necklaces and framed 8x10s of the movie cast.

god. i'm sick typing about it.

stuff you can't stand

The Ellen deGeneres show

Aw, poor Ellen.



I'm glad they got married.

people who chew with their mouths open
mtv
girls who wear eye makeup all around their eyes all over like a raccoon
liz cantrell
sweatpants/shirts/gym clothes in public
bad landlords
people in general
people who are annoying when they are drunk/high/whatever
bad friends/people who try to ~get to know me~ when i know they don't give a fuck

People who can't close their mouths. Literally. The slack jaw idiots. Learn to shut your mouth when you aren't using it!

I hate it when people set fire to my cock when I'm trying to read the paper.

People who don't flush the toilet, or worse, who don't clean the damn thing properly after usage.
The fact that The Verve are seen as anything other than turgid shite.