Oh my god that is spectacular.

of course not. i think a little bit of my dignity got splattered all over them, though.

me drunk a few months ago, with my ex girlfriend (and drummer of dellilah) in back of me

After I had my wisdom teeth out:


Waiting in line for Harry Potter 7, the ultimate nerdom:

you look drunk

Oh goodness, too many to count (or post)

Damn kids throwing tomato slices on my van. It was very hard to scrape those off.


Playing in the rain at my grandma's house.


"Heeeeeeeeey"


Playgrounds are still fun, even when you're grown up.

Alcohol kills your braincells and then you look like the idiot on the right:

a bit blurred but maybe thats a good thing.

its a head massager and i was in heaven, cant you tell? haha

that's what i look like when i'm in pain


and that's what i look like when i eat.

oh my.

I solved that shit 4 days after I got it (without that instruction booklet shit)



And this is more embarrassing than unflattering, but yeah. I framed it for my mom for Mother's day.

Oh, my Buddha, Alex. That picture is absolutely awesome(the mother's day one).

Eating. Eww. Sarah looks cute, though.



Fucking drunkkk.

Those curtains are the worst!!

I know. Thank God they aren't mine.

Was the first one taken at the Annual Xiu Xiu Ball?

No. I didn't bring my camera to the Xiu Xiu ball. It was at my friend's wedding.

Astonishingly I wasn't. I just had an awful look on my face.

I woke up with that hair one day.



And this is what happens when I get bored with a mirror and a camera.

what is that thing printed on your jowl.