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Originally Posted by nomadicfollower

Explaining the veiling effect thinking has on instinct I've managed to think (there seem to be holes everywhere).
She's glad anyway.

so???/ did you????

No. She's confined, as of the moment, to impersonal communication. I only called her.
However, I did manage to articulate my desire.

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Originally Posted by nomadicfollower

No. She's confined, as of the moment, to impersonal communication. I only called her.
However, I did manage to articulate my desire.

bold move brother!

i applaud you

now when the time comes, remember:

firm, yet gentle hands

do not crush her mouth with yours, you're not trying to give cpr

easy on the tongue: slow does it. veeeery slow.

no slobbering.

and definitely, floss :D

better yet, learn from a woman:

http://www.bossanova.com/weevil/kiss/

best wishes and hereby you receive the medieval slap on the back before the joust

Bossanova? No! Take advice from Cassanova!!

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Originally Posted by Пятхъдесят Шест

Bossanova? No! Take advice from Cassanova!!

ha ha, i just googled that while composing my post. but i read it and it's sound advice, really. the women of the board can probably vouch for the veracity of that document.

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Originally Posted by nomadicfollower

It has never been my intention, as long as I've been a member of this board, to ask for help from any of you. I assumed I couldn't be helped.
Momentarily forgetting this assumption, I have another, cliche, boring, incessant question concerning 'girl problems'.
A lady friend of mine, who I've known for some time but until recently have not hung out with, has been 'leading me on' or so I believe. This is where advice is needed.
Earlier she called me and said something along the lines of "oh, the smell of your laundry lingers in my car, sigh of obession (stated paranthetically)". I replied, confused, "Patience heightens passion". Then into what I meant by that, which I modestly beat around the bush. She gave up. I exasperated her. She said call her when I "quit your little tea party (though she said it without contempt and in good humour) and tell me what you mean". Cynicism caused me to hear voices in the background, as if it was all a joke. As it was only a chance to laugh at naive me.
However, this isn't the first time she's said something similar to this.

Go for it? Back off? What does she really mean?
(I have the inclination to go for it, and perhaps I will, whenever I do get over my frustrating modesty)

I am not very good with girls, but there is one thing I do know. You have a gut feeling of whether or not to go for a girl. Go with the gut feeling.

If your gut feeling says go for her, go for her. If your gut feeling says stay away, stay away.

Girls can suck you in though, your gut feeling might say stay away, but sometimes they are too appealing and your gut feelings don't matter anymore and you're gonna go for it. It is called lust.

New, satisfying addition from a text message (why? shrug)
It reads (literally): "Wisdom for tomorrow: it's the weekend. Take the plunge."
Not the best grammer, and actually more pertinant if the previous conversation was available to you all, but her idea is pretty obvious.

But now this drama-drenched soap opera is going off the air. I appreciate all advice, but now it's none of your fuckin' business.

aww cute, you're going to get your dick wet

just kidding

edit: go here http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=12174

not kidding.

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Go, go, go!

You are the alternate universe me. Don't miss your chances! You'll regret them terribly and spend all night either devising a time machine or wishing you were dead.

this is so funny in so many levels!!!

getting fucked this weekend!

ill theive this help line

I really want to go to perth and suprise this girl, but going to perth isnt an easy thing to do as its 600km away and it costs money to do this sort of thing..but i really want to suprise her and see how it goes.. what do i do

Text nomad1 to go for it!
Text nomad2 to back out!

Alien, where do you live? I hear you're hiring some drinking buddies.

In W.A , far from you.

In Kalgoorlie drunksville. :P

I wish i could hire drinking buddies, my brother has just gone out with his group of friends to get drunk and have fun and now im just stuck here like every other weekend night.

Wow, WA is huge then. If your 800ks from Perth and still in WA.

600 kms but yeh same shit.

i'd tell her to go fuck off.

this is the sheila i have waiting in perth.. i need to get balls and suprise her

shes being silly here

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

this is so funny in so many levels!!!

Very! This thread has filled me with joy.

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

this is the sheila i have waiting in perth.. i need to get balls and suprise her

shes being silly here

The road down looks straight, I recommend hitchhiking!

haha yeh shes a babe, have you seen wolf creek?