There is a long time saying amongst gamblers: "money won is so much sweeter than money earned."

I have NO doubt your story is true, however, gambling on pool isn't illegal. The establishment that owns the pool tables may not want it happening, but I'm pretty sure doing so isn't breaking any State law.

I'm a bit of a gambler myself......sports and on myself when playing golf or poker.

Not that it matters......but I don't consider fantasy sports gambling.

finally done with my mock exams until January. have had one each Saturday, 9am-4pm for the past six weeks - glad it's over for now

“How did it feel?”
I raised an eyebrow a la Spock, shrugged all nonchalant.
“Like my brain just snorted meth off my dick.”

Just got my tix for the Dead here in LA on NEW YEARS EVE at the house that Magic and Kareem built

Haha it took me a few hours but i just finally got that it took a few beers

Speaking of Florida and basketball i was pissed Lebron sat out tonight with as good as the Heat have been playing it was supposed to be one of the best games of the year so far.

I despise this time of the year

its hard living in england sometimes, i cant fit in with these people and their bizarre culture of constant whinging/aggressive politeness. i wish the americans were late to enter ww2 and hitler had made it here and done a little bit of genocide just to wipe a bit of the englishness out of them. just say the thing you want to say rather than going hmmmmmm all the time you bunch of witless cunts. you are the most closed and insular people ever which is why accusations of racism make you panic so much. im starting to empathize with the IRA after seeing how these people treat and talk about the irish, which they is something they will never understand why i am not technically a part of. sometimes i wish i was back home in the 2nd world living among alcoholic christian fundamentalists and people who think electricity is witchcraft.

i can only console myself with slowdive for so long before i am indeed a very sad panda.

you cant even make jokes like these in england without getting arrested. fuck the fucking english the senile post imperial cunts, the sooner they end up slaves for chinese drones the better.

^ I don't get it. They're overly polite and demure, but very open about their anti-Irish feelings?

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I'm really looking forward to Hateful Eight. Every single thing post-Pulp has been a little or a lot disappointing, but I have a hunch this'll be a really good one.

I think I left tumblr on at work in incognito mode. and today incognito mode was still on with different pages. Oops.

That nun Teresa will be cannonized as a saint because a blue laser beam came out of a photo of her and "healed" some lady's husband.

No mention of how she funneled hundreds of millions of dollars in donations away from Calcutta and the indigent people she let die slowly without painkillers or proper medical care, or how when she was sick, she would head to California to receive the most expensive and latest quality treatments.

fuck them putos.

goddamn best con-game in history. L. Ron Hubbard knew this.....

Because you know, its not like the Catholic Church isn't the largest operator of medical hospitals worldwide or anything ;)

xmas song by the coalition of the crazy

Bomb The World - Ft David Cameron & Friends

Steve Harvey ROCKED Miss Universe last night......best LIVE TV moment of 2015!




Show me Miss Colombia

I still have to watch that. sounds amazing.

So my girlfriend wants underwear for x-mas. I need to do this. I got her some other things...and well if I don't get her underwear it wouldn't be an issue since well...I got her a few other things...ya know...trying to avoid this but fuck it. I want to get her shit she REALLY wants. Any recommendations/advice? And I'm not talking like Hanes underwear n shit....she wears that sexy stuff.

Bruh.. if you have to ask us about this its likely a sign that you are in over your head.

Note: if you are regularly having sex with someone it is common courtesy to know their size and taste in under garments #JustSayin

Victoria Secrets

5 pair for $27 is a solid deal!


They also have a more expensive line that's 3 for $33

Nah...I was just wondering if there were any suggestions on not looking like a pervert. anyways...I ended up going to Victoria's secret and that's exactly what I got her. 3 booty panties and a coupel bras. wasn't as awkward as I thought. I was helped around the store and it was easy.

Bytor we never even thought...