who you callin virgin, virgin?

anyway, i like her photo, she's pretty, lovely profile, & i stand by that.

you prefer i post you a man?



go ahead! tell him he's pretty!!

ha ha :p

...and 15 yrs old.

(i'm really an undercover cop.)

narc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

invisible rep.

nice pictures, cop.

go ahead, arrest me.

:rolleyes:

really though, how old are ya?

old enough to buy my own beer.

tell us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANSWER!

children,

as you may have learned from kegmama's birthday thread, after 30 years of age any answer is a bit of an obscene answer. having already crossed that boundary, i prefer to remain as dignified as a roman statue, with time as my ally. whereas other people here have no qualms about exposing their intestines and their dirty underwear, i do not share in these practices.

as for the subject of this conversation, if this is the line to be pursued, i can only fathom you are already past your peak, because this pedestrian dialogue is only worthy of people who watch tv, and for those, time is the enemy. in other words, time will only make you dumber.

ok, then, shut up and buy us a beer!!!!

NOW!!!
NOW!!!
NOW!!!

cut the chit-chat and answer my damn question, ya creep!

i just want to know if you're old enough to be my daddy.

like in montel?

exactly.

eww, you guys are creepy, see you later.

I OBJECT, YR HONOR! :mad:

no, i am not your lost daddy, don't worry. you can look elsewhere. i have never been anywhere near "beer city", whatever that is.

its the yellow shirt picture, isn't it, oldie?

ha ha, what i meant is this.

time can be your enemy or your ally.

with time, the dumb get dumber, and the good only get better.

that's a natural law...

ah, i don't care. go play outside.

i can't. the streetlights are on.

go watch montel. don't bug me, i'm busy.

well you went from nice to very mean quite fast.

That's how you act when spirochetes are dining on your brain.

Remember to use condoms, kids!

sorry. i didn't appreciate your conversation.

i need something more than a pretty face :D

perhaps because all i did was joke and act as if you were a pedo?

this mating dance is one of the grossest i have witnessed here.

anyhoo, i'm off to do my podcast, tata...

dude, youre a sick fuck & have a filthy mind if you said that earnestly.

all i did was post a picture of me and my doggy and this !@#$! made it into a meany-fest.

lighten up, you two; or are you too guilt-ridden that you get jumpy and can't see the joke?

sheez!! at least people are reading my posts again.

well, podcast awaits, want me to dedicate you a song? anyone? anyone?

ps, prisstina: cute pic with the dog, and cute avatar for that matter.

well perhaps. pedos are gross, for fucks sakes.

as a member of a large family, i grew up speaking with grownups and not in pathetic age-segregated ghettos. i have friends who are 18 and friends who are 65, and i like the different perspectives they have.

anyway everyneurotic just pissed me off so i should post the rest later.

goof, that was not funny. you sounded like ian mckaye and he is not funny. :p

don't make me break out the "it's raining men" video again, you'll regret it!

Anyone got a picture of themselves they'd care to post?

^^ everyneurotic


that video was ace, don't make me take back the rep i gave you for it :p

juss relax, do sum breathin, take it eazy.

seriously though-- i was only messing around and (hopefully) everyneurotic was too.

TAKE THAT BACK!!!!

actually, he's hilarious!!!!!

"listen, shut up, just shut up for a second, we're going to explain you what this song is about, then you can go back to kill each other"--he's putting himself up for public mockery!

Anyone...picture...?