he is a transvestite, self-proclaimed

listen to porky. he knows.

never said he was a "tranny", just a transvestite, although here in the good ol US of A, a transvestite is called a Tranny, just like a transsexual is called tranny. they are both trannies!

i like a good jew schnoz

You always look so carefree and happy. Sorta like, 'thats life', kind of.. summing it up.. face.

You look like Sarah Silverman ripchord but I guarantee you've heard that a thousand times before.

Also, you look a bit, or a lot perhaps, like Sarah Silverman which, in my book, is no bad thing.

CUNT! Beat me to it.

It's ok, we're both fans here.

can i just say "hurray!" ??

Yeah, the first thing I thought when I saw that picture was "Sarah Silverman," and then I read those other two posts right after, which just made it very odd.

...It doesn't?

:|

i tend to agree, sorta.

the thing is these sonic youth women & girls are quite amazing-- good looking, smart, great taste in music-- what's not to like? they are lovely, and i like to admire.

on the other had, jeezus, im married, i love my wife, and we enjoy life together a lot, so i separate reality from-- the life of the mind, so to speak?

on a related note, i've had this crush on kate winslett since she played the less-than-perfect woman in "little children", opposite jennifer connelly who was superbly beautiful but perhaps not as human.

what else?


by porkie-- merely 6pm here! work begins to look meh...

whoa, hm, can i just change my mind and withrdaw my endorsement now?

and her friend looks like margaret cho

time for me to go get some tea & maybe a cookie

I went outside on my own accord yesterday as the weather was magnificent.

Here's me being a pretentious, posing art ph4g:

pretentious posing art fag or not, it's a nice picture.

please god let me find semen in my dead grandmothers vagina.

she is so hot

hey valholla, what you doing there?

I think that's some sort of "backstage" shot, he's behind a drumkit...dunno.

Oh yes, yes! Saaaaraaaaah!!!!

Isn't it obvious he is ready to do drugs.

are you being serious???

I would like to humbly disagree with your self assessment if so.

beyond that, you look better in blue and white text than just about anyone on this board. each one your posts are worth at least 50 of mine.

I don't care if you're really the girl in the picture, Sarah Silverman or a two-headed ogre.....you're fucking hot.

deal with it.

i have a few crushes on internet people.

I love her. She's funnier AND much better looking than me. She's just super.

I know it probably means I'm a fag and all, but I'm not that keen on the above picture of ms/miss/mrs (delete as applicable) Silverman. This one is much 'nicer' and better fuel for any PG rated soft family fun fantasies which I may, or may not, have about her

The other one is better, it gives her an edge.

I want to be her when I grow up.

i'm hanging out behind a drum kit. on the table, there's a wave-machine going through a delay peddle and some other effects and my laptop. the show went horribly, though, because there was so much humidity in the air, my fingers wouldn't even register on my computer's trackpad.

i hate sarah silverman.

both.

that's me and my friend, texas, at the beauty bar in austin.

i think by that time in the day, i'd had about 12-15 drinks and was certifiably drunk as a skunk.

i thought i was the only one...
i saw some commercial for the show she's got now on comedy central and i think she ripped some dude's glasses off and goes "nice sunglasses...now they're floor-glasses!"
retarded.

i just don't see the appeal of her, except her looks...but i don't even find her pretty.

since i don't have tv service (ha), i don't see her much.

she was however ultra-weirdly delicious in "the aristocrats"

i also happened to catch the i think it was that bimbo what is her name tits, big tits, big blonde wig, pamela anderson! yes the pamela anderson roast, and she was brilliant.

since i saw that i figured that kimmel dude must have a huge fucking cock because he doesn't have any visible attributes does he? while she is hot. and funny. and hot. and don't be jealous you internet divas. she is.