gODDAMN mars marix rules. Gonna put that in later.

Mainly been playing quake for the dc.

holy shit

joe

have you played mdk2?

it's so fucking fun!

In a lot of ways, it reminds me of how metroid: other m should have played/sounded/looked (granted, there isn't a big emphasis on exploration in MDK2, sadly, but the battle and platform elements are topnotch and the game actualy looks a lot like Other M, strangely...).

anyway, it's really fucking fun, for a 3rd person shooter (usually a pretty, eh, UNFORTUNATE.. genre/////////////)

you get to fly around and you have this parachute and there are these big fans that make you go 500 feet in the air, an you get o snipe/shoot shit WHILE FLYING... the sniper is nuts, it allows you to zoom like 1000 yards away and destroy shit, the controls took a minute to get used to but they make a lot of sense, second nature now yeah.

amazing game honestly.

np: murder death kill 2











yes, ladies and gentlemen, Max Doc and Kurt 2 is a great game, so good I made 2 posts about it.

HEY JOE, you know what it also reminds me of? JET FORCE GEMINI, which is one of my favorite N64 games (and when I did my "Giant purge of n64 games" last year, it was one of the only ones I kept... the others being: goldeneye with everything unlocked on every save file, both zeldas, OGRE BATTLE 64, MISCHIEF MAKERS, Paper Mario, StarFox 64 (did y'all know this is MIYAMOTO's favorite game of his own? Well.. it is.), Body Harvet (so underrated), Tetrisphere, Space Station Silicon Valley, Mystical Ninja.................. and my favorite game for the system besides Ogre Battle and JFG... Blast Corps.

I'm going to say something controversial. After much consideration, I don't really like MAJORA'S MASK. Yeah, I beat it back in the day and thought "Oh wow, it's so dark this is awesome! Weird ambient music that no one liked, only 4 dungeons, obviously rushed but you have to use the ram pak -- SO PRETTY! Even though it doesn' tlook that different... and.. HA HA! YOU CAN PLAY GUITAR AND BONGOS AND OTHER SHIT! I SHOULD RECORD EM ALL SEPARATELY AND MAKE A 'BAND' WITH ZEELDA NSTRUMENTS!! HAHA!" While I liked it pretty much just fine back in the day, the "repeating-shit" thing is stupid, what I like to call an artificial gameplay lengthener; in a way, it's sorta brilliant, but as someone who HATES time limits and all that nonsense... well, let's just say that it gave me a headache and it's the only ZElda I would never play through again, and this is coming from someone who beat Zelda II, but only after breaking a fucking controller.

You know a game I don't like at all that people still say is good? Pilotwings. I got that one once, at a yard sale, for probably $3. I hate it. Borng as hell.

Pilotwings is a stoner flight sim. I played the shit out of it back in da. It was my "relax" game after the hectic shit

Been playing GTA IV again. Had stoPped around 20% complete a year ago

^^^ same (stopped at about 20%). stop again. play Red Dead Redemption.

GTA is for block people.

You kno puerto ricans are all black man!

I like the whole driving aspects of GTA series. I will get red dead as soon as I can. I am still stuck at 25% on Oblivion. Had to lend that shit to my brother for a while

I got about 40% finished with Oblivion. that's the point when I decided to stop playing Theive's Guild and try my hand at Oblivion Gates.

I got owned. those demons didn't give a fuck about my sneaky boom headshots.

:(


yeah, it's too bad you can't steal hubcaps (in game).

that said, I'm 1/64 Cherrokeekeekeee. so, basically, I'm black too.

word.

Hip hop was so goddamn Puerto Rican just equally as much as Black influenced in its original creation and noone mentions it because like paul mooney says "don't get too comfy cuz To white people, Puerto ricans are all niggers anyway. "

yeah, same with us 1/64 injuns,

brotha. these days, if you ain't all white, yr all black.

and you don't stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie...the beat.

that's on yr mama.

chicken?

:eek: I cain't believe you ain't never had chicken before!!! :eek:

true story.

suuuuuuure...

everybody wants a casino check these days

I remeber playing GTA 1 and 2 back in the day a lot. GTA3 seemed like Shenmue in spots, but with random crime. It was always more fun to just drive around and kill people. The actual missions were boring.

anyway, new page, so joe: play mdk2

also, everyone's een this/herd this but

http://www.destructoid.com/super-met...e-186152.phtml

this has a link to super metroid tunes played on a genesis sound chip -- very cool

As I've said a thousand times, I dunno what the deal is but the Genesis always sounded fucking rad. Anyone ever notice this? Even games that aren'tthatgreat, like Biohazard Battle, Batman and Robin, and Comix Zone, were worth playing, because of the AMAZING genesis music... and then games that were already awesome like Contra Hard Corps and all the Thunder Force/Lightening [sic] Force and so on games.. were made even better by the amazing Genesis music. Sickenng ass bass, always.

no, Chemo-(wa)Sabe. that shit's bloodmoney.

me? I just want to eat chicken and (ghost)dance.



GTA IV is much better mission-wise than any of it's predecessors. the music's better too. the dancehall reggae/hip hop really takes me back to my roots.

speaking of hip hop roots, I'm a much better rapper than that. wanna be rican wangsta' robinstigator. drop a old school beat.

GtaIV so far has the best flow in missions. The III was amazing fun to just wreack havok and see how long you could last. Stealing a tank was the best. What sux in IV is the exceedingly slow beggining to it.

I always roll the san juan sounds mofux!!!

when I play videogames I'm bangin'
lynchin instigator like it's a wile west hangin'
got six shoota and a repeatin' looongrifle
headshots from 'cross the park...it ain't trifle

robs stuck down on his luck
me I'm rich and don't give a fuck
he's always playin last years game
been there and done that cuz I'm not lame

you got achievements that say #1 in drama
I got a 100 points for goin' down on yr mama
she said unnng floaty you are the one
9 months later out popped my son

his names rob. he calls me daddy
tries to play xbox but he be a baddy
doesn't know LB from the blue X
doesn't know his left hand from havin' sex
cuz he's new and slow to boot
always hits the wrong button when it's time to shoot

Rhyme battle hits
For flotz spits shit bits
Culled categorically
From Sad rhyme history
Instigator mind frees
You float slow like dead trees
But wispy moustaches
And dreams of apaches
Shine light for inks eye
To see her pasty guy
Eatin dough from the tub
Rubbin raw his WoW nub
And he got his hard-on
After watching Darkon
For his flotz history
Was there for all to see
Nerdlinger supreme
Stank finger extreme
Smellin his taint scrapings
One of his lesser failings
Which he'll go on detailing
With Lovecraftian lucidity
And Anne Rice style bullshitty
Milking his sagging left titty
Tryin to pet his girlS kitty
( Which by all accounts is quite pretty)
But ink dries up at the thought
Flotz's balls are crab fraught
disease causes mad scratchin
And that shit , it be catchin'