yeah, if anything considering the indignities of growing up in brooklyn as a white straight male who was made to feel guilty for the crimes of his race, instead of actually experiencing them, those black guys owe you to be cool enough to laugh at your hilarious racist jokes.

It's good to know that someone finally got some good mileage out of cock gags. Bless you, my freak-footed son.

Edit: to amerikangod. Obviously.

Why is everyone in this thread trying to seduce me? I mean, don't stop.

Exactly. It's my 40 acres and a mule.


When it comes to humor, start with the penis. It's the best part.

Also, I've got some frequent flyer miles if you want.

Dude, I've been rocking cock gags on this forum since before you arrived*.

*please insert a more witty retort.

Rocking cock gags sounds really uncomfortable. No wonder you're always so irritated.

Care for a completely hetero e-massage?

Honestly, I'd rather forgo humor here and just bond with you.

i know you know i was being sarcastic already. just so you know.

u guyz r in luv

fascists

All I know is that I've never said something that I didn't mean.

You wanna get drunk, hug and talk about how awesome cars are? Because, dude, I am SO DOWN FOR THAT RIGHT NOW. Maybe have a little bit of a man cry over the cricket (or whatever you people like)?

i have no direct evidence, but i think his idea of "bonding" is fucking you in the ass, in spite of his claims that he dislikes hairy chests and deep voices. you've been warned.

RACIST.

It really doesn't matter what we man cry over, simply that we man cry together. Brothers in arms, literally.

Can we also watch Andrew 'Dice' Clay stand-up together on YouTube? I want us to be sneering simultaneously side by side, effectively creating one big Cheshire grin.


Bleach in the anus ensures that there is no direct evidence afterward as well.

here's a picture of this thread:

I was just the dude that was flattening his Susan B. Anthony coins on the tracks.

I've checked the book of humour rules on page 43 and it says ''and now start with the humour, but don't tell them it's going to be about the cock''.

If you want to rely on surprise, sure. But I find that you are most true and reverent to the cock when you let it be the leading man right from the start.