beers

refer you to my posts currently in whatca doin (the only place i plan on posting again)

Yay, I once again qualify for this thread!

Or, perhaps, quantify! *drinking gesture*


That has to be the least humorous joke of all time.

getting toxicated, tomorrow shall have fun day at work

I haven't really drank Schnapps as I am now. I've always deferred to my Irish patrimony for the booze. Tonight, the matrimony!

^ Etymologically speaking, of course. I'm not getting married, you sexists.

I can't be arsed to reply to Lurker's post on another thread right now because I am still wasted from last night. I'm also here to remind everyone to be more Nigerian, Scottish, Japanese or Slovakian today. Bye.

Porky, I love ya !!! Be more Nigerian with me.

having a beer and listening to some arthur doyle.

i am considerably intoxicated, yes.

man, im great. having a few beers. listening to puffy areolas.

Skunk + Long Island Iced Tea + French Fries

i thought you were trying to make yourself stop listening to rock music?

wake/bake

this. every single day. without fail.



i was loaded last night. won't be doing that again for awhile.

I got loaded last night as well. I never drink and I got fuckered off of 3 hobgoblins and a whisky and ice.
fuck mix.

greens are better. fuck nausea with a sword.

you said it man. every time i get wasted i remember why i'm a pothead instead of a drunk. i feel like shittttttt

you bitches should learn to swill wine. good stuff.

say no to velicoff vodka.

i drank a lot of wine last night...

wine + jack = headaches

when i say *learn* i dont mean simply drink, i mean drink right ha ha ha.

wine is great to wash the cottonmouth btw

red wine + white wine + jack + budweiser = death


it was all free though.


party crashing ftw. i stole their food too.