get them to play some haha that would go down a treat!

my sister told me the other day that she is a 31 year old gay man trapped in a womans body.

i think i know but tell me anyway.

she does indeed but not in a messed up way, at least i hope so. infact she is going on a blind date tommorow, i tell her that they usually dont work (in a nice way) but i think it was just an excuse to buy some new clothes haha.

Artsy-fartsy one with a cigarette...beat generation-wannabe wanker

this is bukowski-esque (the mood of it, not your looks)

It could work alex, but you are smiling way too much. Hitler did not smile that much. And you don't look that much like an Aryan person. Blue eyes, blonde hair, really pasty white skin.

Everybody Zieg Heil!

Haha!

hitler was not tall nor blue-eyed, nor blonde.

ahahahah!

Meet my silly friends.
I'm on the right.

I've the same flashlight!

smoking is bad.

True.
What's your point?

Drinking Coca Cola is bad too.

everything's bad for you. fact.

youre gonna die :eek:

Your friends all look so... Belgian. You are the least Belgian-looking.

are there typical belgian characteristics??

they have dark hair but differ from the dutch who are either ginger or blonde.

hm. i wouldn't say that.. i do think you can sometimes really tell a person is dutch, its this typical kind of face..



like this guy.

Yeah, that guy has a severe case of being dutch.

I was just saying that Trasher wouldn't look out of place at a truck stop in Alabama, whereas all his friends are like 'hi, we're belgian'.

hehe.
once someone asked if i had 'anything foreign in my family'. i looked russian according to him. he only foreign thing about me is my spanish great-grandfather.

The guy on the left of my picture looks extremely belgian but that's just because he was about to say something and that's why he has those bunnyteeth.

i used to have bunnyteeth, when my front teeth started to grow and the ones next to them fell out. it looked really funny.

That'swhat I was thinking...

Aww. Is that your ma, Crypto?

nah, thats my homie's grandma
shes like 75ish or something
nigga jogs 2 miles everyday, shes hella cool

Oh!

she also makes us this italian homemade bread when we go over
god damn its so good

75? She doesn't look older than 65.

sayin'

are you a lefty, or is that image reversed? Because if you are, I feel your pain man, I feel your pain! FIndin' left handed guitars without paying a fortune is tough.

Out at the farm.

i am seriously super attracted to you.