Real talk. Newton is a real nigga.

before dat nigga came along, the official explanation was "an object falls downwards because it loves the earth from whence it came." then isaac came along with a fucking gamechanger and niggas was like 'damn'. medieval niggas thought they still runnin' shit.

i gotta hear that in a belfast accent!

real talk tho no disrespect to melanin shout out to mother africa shout out to diamond mines ebola runnin' shit like a boss peace one love shout out to sun ra.

that was as hilarious as it was unbearable.

thanks!

i did about 15 seconds-- took lots of willpower.

but now i can say i've heard everything there is to hear in the horror genre.

so thanks.

Yes, he probably would have ;)

Courtney Love has the world's largest collections of strap-on dildos?

Kurt's "stomach pains" were actually his shredded up colon trying to recover from Courtney's ferocious pounding?

He had her spoon cocaine in his butt-hole like Christina Applegate and Gibby Haynes?

Exactly yes.

you're a more interesting human being than kurt cobain for sure.

Thank you, I try :)

Got mah hair did. Not that excited for it but whatevs.

i'd fuck the shit out "sheela na gig". motherfucking ET face and all.

you exhibitionist.

sheela na gig gapes her coopappy like a seasoned porn pro.

bronze age goatse

pagan bitches do it in the forest.

have you seen the show ancient aliens were every statue with a weird shaped head is proof we were friends with aliens in the good old days? giorgio would love that irish statue man

Wedding this past weekend. Two of my best friends were getting married.

This pic is me sneaking into the photograph the cameraman was taking of the groom, his brother, and their dad. I have known these guys since they were 6-7 years old, and I was 9.

You look real cute!!
 

You look real cute!!