Dear Pookie (or anyone for that matter),
Should I dye my hair green? Like this color or this color

Cheers,
SY 37

Pookie,

My head hurts. Is it too late to return to the womb?

Yours,

Professor Cocksalot.

Pookie, is this you?

How does one become an ex-transexual? (this question for anyone that wants to answer it).

Maybe he went back in time when he was a wizard.

Miracle from the hands of God.

Can you not read?

I say "proof of prior vag" or gtfo.

<---- WIZARD 4 LIFE

The main characters in the stories just happen to look like animals but are human in their behavior, emotions and culture. They represent humanity. But that doesn't mean there are no animals left. There are plenty of regular animals appearing in his stories. The best example would be a panel in the classic story "Ghost of the Grotto" that has the human-Ducks (Donald Duck and his nephews) appearing in a panel while in the panel's background there is a family of regular animal-ducks. Just Barks's way of contasting the "human" and the "animal" version of the species.
The same rule also applies in the stories of other creators. Even in early stories by Floyd Gottfredson there are clues towards this point of view. For example a recuring gag was Minnie Mouse's fear of regular animal-myce. The Italian stories have explained that the humanized versions of those species have evolved from the regular versions millions of years ago, established a civilisation as early as 1.000.000 years ago and have long lost most of the original animal's traits. For example no member of the Duck family has the ability to fly on its own means since they have hands and not wings. But their webfeet still help them in swimming.
The course of evolution in the Disney Universe may not be very realistic but has its own logic and leaves few mysteries.Stupid thing to do. I just throw it at the wall when the batteries are dead.

I know a doctor who will do it for a snip.

Sorry, you need the "Ask Pookie (or anyone for that matter)" thread.

I can't say I've ever noticed you having a problem being offbeat.

Keep up the good work.

Pros: savings on grocery bill.
Cons: death.

No, this is me:

It's all cunts with you isn't it?

can I answer this question? or is that not allowed? :confused:



( you need to learn to play real drums and paradiddle http://www.google.com.au/search?sour...d iddle&meta= I dont play computer drums but Im assumingn you dont have any bounce on your playing pad and thats what's making it really hard to get the high bpm? This is good, it gives you an idea of what range it might be in if you listen to the midis and try and match it with what youre needing to play? http://www.vicfirth.com/education/ru...aradiddle.html)

Because the username Haywood Jablomi was already taken.

Dear Pookie,
Should I dye my hair green? Like this color or this color

Cheers,
SY 37

oh thats a good one!

dear pookie

should I dye my hair orange? I always liked it when it was orange last time.. but its black and dark brown now and I like that too. Is black with some orange bits too crazy?

Nobody under the age of sixty should have orange hair.

But it should be compulsory for anybody over sixty:

ew Im never getting a perm. wtf.

:( it would be straight.

Pookie, why are you a cunt?

hahahah

everyone is anti ranga :(

big lols

hey oookie, what in the name of fuck is ranga?

Silly robot!
Hint: Atsonicpark's a ranga.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ranga

Pookie ( or anyone else ): In Back To The Future , why is the car covered with ice after time travels??

Pookie?

^^^ this.

Dear Pookie, when will you be back? I'd like to go to bed without crying myself to sleep, someday.

:(

i r miss n u

I miss sonicl.

I miss truncated.

Hey Pookie, I didn't know about this thread when I started the Mind one. I'm sorry.

While I'm here, Who do you like for the Stanly Cup?

edit: er apologies to pork too, didn't see he started it

Dear Pookie,
I really have a crush on a teacher of mine. What should I do about it? She likes me and I'm probably her best student this year.
P.S. I've tried masturbation. It's useless

Dear Pookie,
are you back for good?

Ethelbert Maffhewstitch

That you nicfit?

Dear Pookie,

Which Pookie thread is your favo(u)rite and why?

Yours Truly,

All Wrapped Up In Pookie

Dear Pookie,

What is life like an elderly person? Should I just get it over with soon?

Love and handjobs,
Madonna

Never understood why this one never took off.

Twat.