stoned burned out and exhausted.

I'm envious. I smoked a roach my soon to be ex-step-brother-in-law let me take home the other day, but it only overpowered the cheap penguin wine for a half hour. Exhausted would be nice too. I'd call somebody on the phone, but I'm sure I'd talk loud and wake the baby again...

omg i have roaches i better find them

Can I send you and SASE?

sure.

I'd PM my address, but I just realized I've actually made myself more desperate than all the guys asking you to mail them your panties...

youre cooler than them. fuck them.

I am pilled out.

One of my favs. I've beaten every Zelda game ever (even Zelda II, via Game Genie haha) except for some of the Game Boy ones and Majora's Mask (!). Wind Waker would be my absolute favorite except for the awful fetch quest shit at the end.. find the pieces of the map.. take em to Tingle.. pay him a shit-ton of rupees (requiring you to have to find 2 Great Fairies to even be able to hold that much in your wallet)... then find the pieces of the Triforce.. fucking ridiculous, takes HOURS, and they cut out 2 dungeons just to squeeze that into the game.

I'd certainly have more use for the roaches. Although I could sell the panties to them, and buy something real, come to think of it...

I'd like to smoke weed rolled up in panties.

Yeah, I know you're not even bullshitting. I'd prefer to smoke weed while wearing the panties. I'm sure I must have at some time already though.

i'm all snickerdoodled out, this is the most sugar high i've ever been!

I used to have well over a half-ounce in roaches.. I had to smoke em all cuz they were getting old so its not quite a trophy collection anymore..

OOOOOOOOh yeah. Tomorrow I am totatally starting my radio show with the Carpenters. My friend Pete wants to check his email, and I'm preventing him by typing this bullshit. Totally hot young "promotions director" at the radio station running the show tonight, and I wish I could get shallow enough to hit that. "Persuasion" by Throbbing Gristle, and I'm never going to be as fucked up or as cool as Genesis, which is why I idolize him/her/whatever. I find him incredibly rational actually. Me, I'd like to be that logical. My wife is in the bathtub coughing because she smokes too much. That too me is just stupid.

best drunk guy ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn1y9WP2hNs

i am completely sober. 100%, i haven't taken any pills or blazed or anything today.



i'm about to fix that though.

Cheeched.

Yeah. I've just played Wind Waker so much that I don't have to do most of the running back because I do all of the side missions on each island as soon as possible in the game's clock. It's a bit of a pain in the ass but without ridiculous side missions it wouldn't be Zelda. That's why Wind Waker is the ultimate take speed and play for days straight vidja game.

chonged.