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ilduclo 02.11.2018 02:21 PM

Fox News executive VP John Moody:

"Unless it’s changed overnight, the motto of the Olympics, since 1894, has been “Faster, Higher, Stronger.” It appears the U.S. Olympic Committee would like to change that to “Darker, Gayer, Different.” If your goal is to win medals, that won’t work."

The Soup Nazi 02.12.2018 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ilduclo

 



Dude. Dude. Kim Yo-jong is HAWT. Probably evil as fuck too, but just sayin'.

 

The Soup Nazi 02.12.2018 07:48 PM

he climbs on top in the dark
and pushes your legs apart
you grit your teeth try not to breathe
because he reeks of rotting meat

he’s crushing you
he’s fucking huge

his thick tongue slobbers across your face
you wouldn’t call it a warm embrace
it’s like being on a waterboard
sometimes you feel like such a whore

just close your eyes
try not to cry

give it up for the rhinoceros
guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros

her name’s melania
she’s from slovenia
an illegal immigrant
he paid to sneak her in

he likes them young
and compliant

he rolls over and off of you
and he lumbers across the room
you go to the gilded bidet
to wash the shit away

just close your eyes, honey
and try not to cry

give it up for the rhinoceros
guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros

this is a golden age
when anyone can get away with almost anything
but be careful what you say
everyone is watching you
and nobody cares about the truth

give it up
for the rhinoceros
guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros
america
give it up for the rhinoceros, america
guess who’s getting fucked
by the rhinoceros

The Soup Nazi 02.12.2018 07:52 PM

kellyanne
i don’t understand
the way you make me feel
the way you turn me upside down
the way my heart sinks when you come around
like suddenly i don’t know who i am

kellyanne
the effect you have
you make me feel like animal
all my good sense goes out the window
and it tears me up to see you so composed

kellyanne
you make me mad
you’re so hard like a rock in my shoe
like every bitch in high school
do you love
do you feel
did you used to be real
is there any blood underneath your steely mask

kellyanne
you‘re on fire in my dreams
your straw hair catches instantly
your painted plastic face is melting
and you end up in a puddle at my feet

kellyanne
you’re a telegraph of vicious grace and pride
turning truth into lies

kellyanne
are you ever sad
i wanna be the first one to make you cry
i wanna make you cry
wanna make you cry
i can’t take it anymore

kellyanne
i light the match in my dreams
you burn
i watch you burn but you don’t even squirm
imperturbable until the end
you’re smiling as your face is melting
and sliding off your skull down to the ground

ilduclo 02.13.2018 02:32 PM

John Kelly greatest hits mixtape here

http://www.stltoday.com/news/nationa...6084262cb.html

ilduclo 02.14.2018 12:45 PM

Cohen!!! A lawyer that pays your bills and doesn't expect reimbursement? I gotta get me one of those!

ilduclo 02.15.2018 10:04 AM

Airman Trump

Psychiatrist Steven Buser explained how he evaluated nuclear personnel for the U.S. Air Force’s Nuclear Personal Reliability Program. According to PRP standards, “only those military personnel with the highest degree of reliability, trustworthiness, conduct and behavior will be allowed to work in the vicinity of nuclear weapons.”

“What if those same standards were applied to our president?” Dr. Buser asked. “What if President Trump instead was Airman Trump?...Would I feel comfortable in certifying Airman Trump as being safe to be around nuclear weapons?”

“What if I had reliable information that Airman Trump had cyberbullied others regularly on Twitter?” Buser went on. “That he had sexually abusive behavior toward women; that he was prone to erratic personal states; that he showed paranoia about being surveilled by others or unjustly persecuted; and that he had a history of highly distorted, if not untruthful statements.”

“Would I certify Airman Trump as being safe around nuclear weapons? My answer was, absolutely not.

tesla69 02.15.2018 08:35 PM

The only collusion with Russians seems to have been by the DNC

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-...ey-were-hacked

ilduclo 02.18.2018 03:07 PM

Mitt in 2o2o, he brings his own majority
 

tesla69 02.20.2018 05:43 PM

Thank you President Trump!

Thanks to your tax cuts I'm bringing home about an extra $160 a month of MY MONEY.

tesla69 02.23.2018 06:27 AM

connected to Clinton Foundation - who could imagine, the repubs were right

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-...x-scam-exposed

!@#$%! 02.23.2018 08:39 PM

lol kushner

ilduclo 02.24.2018 05:42 PM

this message sent out by Trump, see how dreamers are murdering good clean white americans!


 

!@#$%! 02.24.2018 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ilduclo
this message sent out by Trump, see how dreamers are murdering good clean white americans!


 

yep

meanwhile, this is the real terror threat

https://www.vox.com/world/2017/10/2/...errorism-islam

whitey. with a gun.

tw2113 02.24.2018 05:53 PM

As odd as it may be, I'm fine with people legitimately supporting Trump. What gets me most is people who play the party line, where they support whatever turd their party serves up. They could legitimately line up better with the other party's person, but they'll still support their own because of the color they wear.

!@#$%! 02.24.2018 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by tw2113
As odd as it may be, I'm fine with people legitimately supporting Trump. .

i have tried to be but can’t, because beneath their presumed working class concerns there is a core of hatred and bigotry that makes me sick. they incarnate america’s lowest instincts. this is truly a dark age.

ilduclo 02.28.2018 05:41 PM

 

The Soup Nazi 02.28.2018 06:40 PM

From CNN:

Hope Hicks' totally ridiculous explanation for why she quit

More: https://news.google.com/news/story/d...us&hl=en&gl=US

!@#$%! 03.01.2018 09:13 AM

lol look at you in your oxycontin haze pretending to be a worker

bye bye

The Soup Nazi 03.01.2018 04:41 PM

From The Washington Post:

Questions linger about how Melania Trump, a Slovenian model, scored 'the Einstein visa'

More: https://news.google.com/news/search/...n&gl=US&ned=us


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