He would kill you for the GD reference. He is a dyed-in-the-wool space rocker who saw Hawkwind in 1973.


And hi.

A better shot of him:

My evil fingers hoped to push buttons.

Hi. Hope all is swell. Or next to swell. Peachy will do.

You only have about a year to mail me treats....after that, international rates apply.

Signed,

Your #1 Fan

Tie-dyed in the wool-socks.

mmmm.... nice....

Ummm....?

Wow. Wtf??

I wanna win a date with 1/2 eaten cake.

You're welcome. What shall we do on our first date, honey buns?

There is no age limit on true love lust.

And we shall. Or would you prefer jager schnitzel? By the way, I had some of the WORST schnitzel at the fake German restaurant in the Iowa Amana colonies. I know my schnitzel, having lived in W. Germany in the 80s. This was NOT schnitzel.

Spatzle is...? I'm not sure I remember? Spatslasse or something like that is a wine, right?

What!? That could be a deal breaker. Unless you mean horrible in a good way. Like wicked good.

Oh, yeah, I remember now. Those are good. Or should I say, gut. Sehr gut!

Ha ha. Well, yeah. I'm the opposite. People say I look a lot better in real life than in my pictures. I tend to agree, vain person that I am.

Nah, there's no way you can't be cute when your pix are that nice. Unless you're like photoshopping out your second head or something like that. Besides, you got the "hot hipster girl" glasses going on.

Besides... how'd we go there from noodles? Or are we getting too deep... maybe this is best saved for our first date!?

Guantanamo Bay. GmKu is a company man.

Wherever they serve the best snitzel and spatzle, my dear. You pick.

Say anything more, and I'll be forced to make an example of you.

I'm not a boy, sweetheart. I'm a man.

A full-grown man.

shaken, not stirred.

Do I look like I give a damn!