place where i hanged today and skateboarded
made my first oly
on day 5 on the skate board

This looks uncomfortable.

Gast, you are a very pretty lady. Yr hair looks luxurious. Do you use conditioner?

Oh sweetheart, watch this. It will make you a little less cranky.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI

I was kind of hoping you were saying that she was your daughter and your lover.

Even if I were, which I was not, I don't get the Chinatown-level reference. What does that mean?

Actually I was trying to be funny, not cranky. Regarding the cows, you brits do some silly ass stuff.

i don't know what happens in the movie but i'm guessing jack nicholson goes out with his daughter or something

I'm Italian, the guys are American playing in front of French cows in, guess where, France. Do you always have to get everything wrong? I wonder about your perception of the internet sometimes.

I'd say that gmky is ahead of his peers in that he knows how to actually turn a computer ON, much like his daughterbride does to me.

So you're NOT porky? Or... did Porky become Italian?

Oh, the Chinatown movie. Believe it or not, I've never gotten around to seeing that one. Have always wanted to. Well, it's a cool allusion then, because it's less commonplace than would be an allusion to Lolita.

I thought you were happily sexing every night or something like that. Why do you need to get your jollies from pictures of my child-bride? Don't you have your own?

Yes, of course I have my own sexmaking time with hotyoung girl, but there's nothing anybody can do to prevent me from masturbating furiously over printout I've made (with extra-large cutout eyeholes to accomodate my girth).

My god, I feel it coming on again. Ask her, please, can she feel it too? ????

No, Ma'am, I will not. Whatever you do, be safe. Be careful about papercuts.

The paper will never cut through all the scars. :o

it does sit very comfortable
don't know if it's like that in my head

makes it difficult sometimes to go and see art
my idea would be
that if you go to an expo
that there is a comfortable seat
where you can smoke or drink if you want
and look for hours at the artwork
if you are done you can move to the next

through the look of the moneywheel
this is an unactracctive idea for expo's/showroom

so i have to keep it a bit compressed into a few hours

Ah...that explains it all.

Join hands, we're all sisters and brothers.