where did pookie's super-funny post about the english burning chicken thighs during 2 weeks of sunshine go?????? :(

Don't talk about me like that.

Vile pig.

Which one is you?

The thing about posting a picture here is it makes me feel so normal compared to the rest of you.

I definitely am not.



Also lol at gmku's normal picture.

hilarious

..

me playing one of my gigs:

o shit, seems like i'm no longer the only kool.normal_dood here.

gmku - your daughter is adorable.

I believe I was watching Boy Meets World, but can't be too sure.

Everybody but me.

You pervert.

Gmky, I would like to scissor your friend until she collapses. Yes, we'll be scissoring standing up.

O god. My loins burn.

funny u say that. i invented a stand-up scissor dance last weekend.

Imagine if you were a shaved and oiled young girl, davenotdad. That's exactly what I'm doing right now; imagining you as a shaved and oiled young girl, a girl like gmky's daughter.

Jealousy is a terrible waste of energy. I feel sorry for you. But in a pathetic way, too, I take this, ma'am, as a compliment.

For the record, she is neither my daughter nor my friend. She is my fiancee. We are to be properly wed.

Man yer on some Chinatown-level shit huh? Heavy....

My pants stiffen.

A Siouxsie and the Banshees t-shirt. My estimation of you has crept up a little. Well done.

Please explain your obscure allusion.