nevermind. I guess it's just a myth.

before going out for drinks



day after bored and cranky



this webcam makes me look like a cartoon

Its a bit like one of those Rotoscope people from A Scanner Darkly


Keanu says: "Yeah, but im taller... oh wait, wrong film"

yeah this is the default, when i mess with the settings it just gets worse
could be the light or something... anyway, maybe one day i'll be bothered and get a proper camera.

the doo-dads man. the fucking doo-dads.

joshua tree. shruumn

car chillin

every time I pass through there, I hope to spot Bono (and punch him in the mouth). so far, he's been lucky.

knox, will you be my prom queen?

remember that time Knox went dancing with a juggaloo, somebody poured a bucket of blood over her head and she set the whole place on fire with her mind?

good times.

Oh memories!

yes.

And yes. Good times.
It has been a while, i was starting to miss the carrie references.

^ Oh thank you! You make me a very happy clown, madam! :o

After we dance the night away we can snuggle up w/ some cocoa and watch Carrie II: the Rage (1999) - it has sweet Marilyn Manson posters in it!

might I suggest a fantastic cocoa recipe for the occasion?

first, chose your favorite instant cocoa mix.

next, add water (to taste), cocoa-butter, Kraken Rum, a healthy helping of your favorite hallucinogenic compound, and brother, you've got a party in cup!

TGP crocodile

woah.....a vagina, you say? I guess we'd have to see a picture to find out for sure.

as an act of good-faith, how about you start by showing us yours first????

:o:o:o

o god...I'm furiously touching myself thinking about afonzo's sweet sweet vagIna.

it's like a little rose, dipped in chocolate honey and spread all......o my gooooood I just.....ung :o

oops

wow....and AGAiN???!?

does anyone else have this problem?

I think about (afonzo's) vagina, start touching myself and 45 minutes later-- BOOM --->> over and over like a geyser made of love.

I'm not sure it's healthy for it to happen as often as it does.... is 15 times a day too much????? I feel like my day is spent doing nothing else!!!

first of all, knox is an old fashioned girl. No remakes, only the original carrie. Secondly, a real person with a real vagina. Not as special to alfonso as a real person with a not so real vagina but still...

trust me, alfhan solo has VERY REAL vagina.

I know. the pictures are saved to my HARD-drive.