Haha, I wish dude!

Truth is, I'm such a good employee inside that they won't even let me shake my sign anymore. Which means no more getting paid to listen to my podcasts :mad:.

I LOVE WOMEN.

But they don't love you back.... It all begins to make sense....

The Art of PWNING by ~Jeremy~

I LOVE WOMEN with 7 inch long clits.

why am I not surprised that after a 6 month absences the first pic I see in post a pic is crypto? :)

did she catch it?

idk what's cuter
the boy or the picture of a cat
don't know what to look at

I take up more of the picture so go for me.

did you sneeze right after?

Nah, I was just disgusted by the tea I was drinking.
Also, I look tired cause I took the picture at like 5am.

a million aws.

A MILLION AWZzZ

You look like my wife's sisters boyfriend.......

that is very impressive. and disturbing.

I posted that picture on tumblr and there was eventually 8+ people on my dashboard with their fists in their mouth. I sparked a trend.

Rivers Cuomo Herman

you're a predestinated GAY