i am cake's dad and i approve this message

don't have any sex until you're 40

also: men are utter shit. avoid them like the plague.

while you're at it, avoid women too-- they are nothing but trouble.

well, hell, yes, i am your dad not your friend

now do your homework

okay here's a nickel buy yrself some gum






lol @ nickels. useless.

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alright kekes, gotta get back to work (for serious)-- be well.

dangit, i'll shoot that prevert!

child, that's fucking creepy. wtf is wrong with the world.

i'm still brainwashed to buy things at christmas, because what other function does it have? bringing in a homeless in your home to share a meal and offer him/her a sleepplace?

christmas like it all turns around poor homeless people :rolleyes:

it turns around $$$$$
making sells

lolol kekes-- daddy issues or halloween surprise?

i wannabuy the new apple mini with the microsoft 8

what a coinsidence it comes out around christmas :) me happy :) me happy :)

fine, fine--- but don't spook me like that!

ladies & gentelman
welcome to our show..~ The smartes people of town ~

the shopoholic suffers from? ..wannabuysyndrome
a kleptomaniac suffers from? ..wannaliesyndrome
a suicidalmaniac suffers from? ...wannadiesyndrome
a baby suffers from? ....wannacrysyndrome

All answers correct and you are on the top withhhh.......500 pionts and will go to the next round

(....applause......, pleas applause when the applause sign turns on, thank youuuu)

What do you know of The Horus Heresy, infidel?

Got my first protruding nose hair.

when the rain is stopped
i'm going to feed the ducks old bread

the ducks know me ;)
i feed them every winter bread

just seen lil rambo sneeking under my bed
the goddamned mouse won't leave :mad:

moe =/= kawaiiii

Is Moe?

Is Moe....French?

At first I was worried that you might be meeting gast, to which I would insist you bring a can of mace, lest you end up cooked, or in his freezer; but then you said 'coolest afro ever' and gast's is straight and stringy as eating people is greasy business.