Care to dance?

I'll answer the questions if anybody can name the artist who did this:

Wrong answer. It was Salvador Deli.

You can't beat a good bit of toad in the hole.

Otherwise they would hang off the edge of your plate.

A round box would roll off the back of the pizza delivery scooter.

Why do people call themselves with affectionate names, like Pookie?

Thanks, Synth.

In my case, to make people think I'm soft and cuddly (the chicks love it), when really I look like this:

Dear Pookie,

What can a man do with so much time on their hands?

Thanks,
Father Time.

thats not time
thats spooge
and you should wash them

Dear Pookie,

Can you (I mean everyone generally) sneeze when you are asleep?

Yours, Jerry Sadowitz

Dear Pookie

What becomes of the broken-hearted?

Or

Who makes the Nazis?

Yours as always

Melly

Pookie Answer!

God Synth, thanks for backing me up, cholo for life!

No cholo for me. Teenage Whore for life.

They tend to search everywhere just to find someone to care. They look everyday to find a way.

Reminds me of a man I knew with no arms. As a jape, we used to go up to him and say, "Got the time on ya, cock?"

The irritation that initially triggers activity at nerve endings in the upper respiratory tract, wake you up before you actually sneeze.

In my experience bald men are filthy bastards who wash neither their heads nor the rest of their stinking bodies.

Dear Pookie,

Is "Carnival of Souls" one of the best symbolist/pure horror films frm the US ever?

Yours, in anticipation,

Melly the Smelly

Yes.

Hope this helps.

It sure does, Pookie! Thanks

Another question, if I may: Is there one particular sleaze/trash 70's film that you could recommend to me? Trust me, anything would be good to me.

Pookie, do you poop and scoop? If you have a dog that is. If you don't, would you?

I certainly do. But I don't see how having a dog would help.

Talking of diarrhea.

Watch this with caution. Pure sleazy filth:

Dear Pookie,

Is it acceptable to make a pet name of a pet name? Such as, say, Pooks?

Also, what is a good remedy of a out-of-sync sleep schedule other than coffee or any other caffeine methods?

Initialed,
PB

pookie arent you sick of this thread?

Hey Kegmama, here's the thread you be after :)

Dear Pookie

Is there a good cure for insomnia?

Yours

Melly

Certainly. But it's still Mr. Pookenbacker to you.It's easy if only three people make posts worth remembering.There's something I'm sick of around here, and it isn't this thread.Let me sleep on that one. In the meantime you might want to read "Insomnia" by MT BedIt's what a cockney snake says.

Pookie - you are an encyclopedia of good knowledge - thank you , sir!

Dear P-Dawg,

I recently beat Drum Hero (omg me so punny).

Although I was able to get through a large part of the death metal crap, Metallica's Blackened keeps fucking me up.

I want a better score.

Can you give me some good advice on how to master that part that goes dundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundu n? It's really fast and I'm not as good at going offbeat as I should be.

Percussively,

floatingslowly aka WONDERFUL

pookie...
Why Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

and also
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

thank you good sir!

^^^ obvious brown-nosing attempt at getting his question answered first.

good sir, indeed. :rolleyes:

Dear Pookie,
Should I become anorexic?
What are the pros and cons?
love,
terriblecrayons

By the way, I'm joking.

this is a serious thread, missy.

shame on you.

Pookie,

why did you choose the username Pookie?
what the hell does it mean?

SRS THRED IS SRS

sorry fartingloudly :( will you ever forgive me?

that depends. will you pull my finger?

Sure!